Reverend Jax Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 Great movie: Maverick, starring Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster and James Garner. The first quote is Bret (not Bert) Maverick, and the second is Mrs Anabelle Bransford (from Mobile, Mobile Alabama) follow by Bert, I mean Bret Maverick. Great characters and great dialogue. Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Heh, that'd be from Con Air. Steve Buscemi commenting on all the convicts singing and dancing to "Sweet Home Alabama". No, no, you're eatin' the car! Don't eat the car, not the car! Oh you stupid dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 tuner and hooch -Sir...I have an opinion on this matter... -Well by all means share it with the squad. -Well from my way of thinking sir, this entire mission is a serious missallocation of valuable military resources. -Alright, go on... -Well it seems to me sir that God gave me a special gift, and made me a fine instrument of warfare. -Rieben, pay attention, now this is the way to gripe...continue Jackson. -Well, what I mean by that sir, is that if you were to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including 1 mile of Adolf Hitler, with a clear line of sight sir, pack your bags fellas, wars over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 23, 2003 Author Share Posted July 23, 2003 Saving Private Ryan He's got a sword! You idiots! We've ALL got swords! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 aladdin. memorable monkey there. Colt .45 Semi-automatic. Play-doh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 dammit. should be better known. wayne's world. I will withdraw, but this intrusion shall Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Ha! Blast from the past, there, that was from Short Circuit. I *know* it's a rock! You think I don't know a rock when I see one, I spend a lotta time around rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 a bugs life Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 24, 2003 Author Share Posted July 24, 2003 Sounds like Reserviot Dogs to me. Maybe an elf or a leprechaun. It was nothing like that, penis breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 24, 2003 Author Share Posted July 24, 2003 That's over 48 hours. Wewease...the secwet...weapon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Heh, that's gotta be ET. Who can forget "penis breath"? "Most thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh". Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Tell me that's a Madeline Kahn quote. I can hear her saying it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I will withdraw, but this intrusion shallNow seeming sweet convert to bitter gall. Romeo and Juliet. Tybalt was it? Act I scen V? Here's one: "If I HAD to fuck a guy, I mean HAD to like, my life depended on it? I'd fuck Elvis..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 24, 2003 Author Share Posted July 24, 2003 Tell me that's a Madeline Kahn quote. I can hear her saying it... It's not. TulipO's is from True Romance (that's classic Tarintino dialogue if there is such a thing). Mine is still up. Wewease...the secwet...weapon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 hunt for the red october What you need is a fatty boom batty chronic blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and even some of those big-titted mermaids doing that lesbian shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Nonono, I know my stuff. Your Don Bluth thread jarred my memory, Jax. That quote was in An American Tail and was a line from a character that was, in fact, voiced by Madeline Kahn. Dipshit? Did you call *moi* a dipshit? (Put your leg down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Hah! Mallrats Well what do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 25, 2003 Author Share Posted July 25, 2003 That's Timon from The Lion King. Funny scene. (Are you aching...for some bacon?) She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Heh, The Wizard of Oz. "As coroner, I vouch for her, I've thoroughly examined her..." Which reminded me of this one. As it turns out, he's only *mostly* dead. There's a difference between mostly dead and all dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Terminator 2 john conner Well, boo-fucking-hoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Jerry Maguire It's called a *lance*! Hello! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 only saw it once, but my guess would be Knights Tale If I may say so, your lizard looks limp. Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Heh,heh heh heh Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I loved that scene. Where were you last night? That's so long ago I can't remember. Well, will you be in tonight? I never make plans that far ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 That's a great quote from the most quotable movie in the history of the world (thoguh Heathers is a close second): Casablanca Oh great, a Druish princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Funny, she doesn't look Druish! Spaceballs. Let's bring it home! Let's bring that bad boy home! You loose? Yep, you got your victory dance? Oh, I got it right heeeeeere, yeah! Don't get premature on me, soldier, we don't light up 'til the fat lady sings. I'm all ears, brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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