Signal08 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Whew...now I feel better. 'Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 22, 2003 Author Share Posted September 22, 2003 Will Ferrell in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Here's an easy one: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs. Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going. Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? I would go for the 7. Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that? If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh? No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. That -- good point. 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Why? 'Cause you're fuckin' fired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 22, 2003 Author Share Posted September 22, 2003 It's got to be...Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. You know what they say? They say he drinks blood. They say he can't be killed. And I say you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, and you can quote me on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Batman... - What's wrong with him? - Laser envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 There's something about Mary - Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913. - Wow! Are you psychic? - No. - Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? - I stole your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Toy Story. Hamm and Mr Potato Head. And speakin' of potatoes. What's 'taters, precious? What's 'taters, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Okay...that was the Breakfast Club... New One: You know what wakes me up in the middle of the night covered in a cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any worse than anyone else in your whole screwed up generation. In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the top is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even know the fucking difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 lord of the rings part duex This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Classic line man - CADDYSHACK I do have a test today. that wasn't complete bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, honestly, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So who gives a crap if their socialists or not? They could be fasict anarcists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 Ferris Buller's Day Off The script I'm starting, it's about flowers. Noone's ever done a movie about flowers before. So there are no guidelines... What about "Flowers for Algernon"? Well, that's not about flowers. And it's not a movie. Ok, I'm sorry, I never saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 I'm not a hundred percent about this so if I'm wrong skip my one, but is it ADAPTATION? First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 It was Adaptation, and yours was Donnie Darko. Good movie. I wasn't nearly as impressed with it as some people on this board were, but it was pretty good. Where were you last night? That was so long ago, I don't remember. Will I see you tonight? I never make plans that far ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Now I know I've used that one before. Casablanca. I use that line, myself, all the time. I wish it came out as cool from me as it did from Bogey. Janie, make a note, we need to schedule more meetings where somebody gives me a really big fish. Yes, sir! Janie, I'm kidding. Of...course, sir. Or perhaps... Louis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to reduce it by half. I don't drink coffee, sir. The hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat, would you please? Yes, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 that would be andrew shephard / american president, perhaps one of the most rerunned movies of all times via tbs/tnt/wgn/family networks...good movie though Okay here's a synonym for procreation: fuck you! It's easy for you to point the finger when you're sitting on your rich ass in a big fucking house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 nothing to lose What the FUCK, man?! We got people gettin' killed left, right and center in this town; now we're IMPORTING victims?! Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? No problem! You or me, one of us gets shot? Hey, occupational hazard! But just a normal guy, THIS fuckin' guy?! What the fuck did he ever do to anybody?! That ain't right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 See, all these movies take place in a small town called Shermer, in Illinois, where all the honies are top-shelf, but all the dudes are whiny pussies--except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh--but best of all, there was no one dealin', man; then, it hits me: we could live like phat rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed, and we caught a bus. You know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There is no Shermer in Illinois! Movies are fuckin' bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Dogma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Lethal Weapon 4. That was Detective Biscuits. No, Burger. No, what was it?... Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'. We all got it comin', kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 Ya gots ta follow up with another quote. I'll toss one out. That's a lovely accent...New Jersey? It's Austrian. Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Let's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Dumb and Dumber. Venice is a wonderful city, a very old city, very old. You can learn a lot in Venice. You wanna know how to make a Venetian blind? Like this - ker-pluck! Have you heard about this new sect, the Christians? They are *so* poor.........(how poor are they?) Thankyou! They are *so* poor that they only have *one god*! We Romans are rich, we gotta lotta gods, we gotta god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for - premature ejaculation! But I hear it's coming quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 That is the one and only Mel Brooks in my favorite Mel Brook movie, History Of The World Part I (the best in the series, IMHO, though the Hilter on Ice and Jew in Space scenes in Part II were pretty nifty). You're not the man I knew ten years ago. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 A classic from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Whoah, whoah, time out, let me get this straight . . . You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's . . . ok with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Oh...new out on DVD The Lion King Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 One of the most quotable ever - Caddyshack. Somewhere this was voted the most memorable movie line of all time. But you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 that was butters, right? ok SB, come back and tell us where that one's from. to get the ball rolling again: My shit always works sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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