Silent Bob Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! A random toss - the only true justice. Let's see what justice has in store for *you*! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 come back to us on that one SB. was just watchin this recently.... (didn't know they released a 2 disc set) just to remind us of the holiday season! The second disc has a section called 'the cutting room' which allows you to edit together your very own scene. pretty cool. Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Nice - Die Hard. Took me a few minutes since it's not really a spoken line... Mine was (sadly) from Batman Forever. Just suppose that he had...violated her or somethin'. You know what I mean, "violated"? I know what you mean. Or somethin'. Think how terrible that woulda been. Good thing I got home from work on time, I'm tellin' you that. I say, I'm tellin' you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Okay, we're starting from scratch up in here... I'm going to let you in on a little secret, Matt. This doesn't look like a law office. It looks like the set of God damn "Sanford and Son". Every time I come in here, I'm waiting for Lamont to walk down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Yeeeeeah Daredevil Remind me why I keep doing this? Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind? Ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Hellboy You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself. I look for the same in a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 police acadamy!...4 i think. Man i need to buy the series. These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against the wall, then here's what you're looking for; they're scared like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook them. Ok? All we can do, is put a potato on a string and drag it through south Boston, thanks for coming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 15, 2004 Author Share Posted August 15, 2004 You'd probably have better luck with a beer! The Boondock Saints, motherfucker! Sewer Rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I'd never eat the mother fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Pulp Fiction If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 17, 2004 Author Share Posted August 17, 2004 Face/Off...I could eat a peach for hours It's not like I'm a lesbian or anything. I'm attracted to the person. It's just that all the people I've been attracted to happen to be girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Election Now... When it comes to you - and us - I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and you're going to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 17, 2004 Author Share Posted August 17, 2004 Kill Bill Volume 2 Which of these two letters comes first, this one or this one? The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir? Damn, you're good. I was trying to trick you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Being John Malkovich...Charlie Kaufman is a genius. You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." Jesus. You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 The Big Lebowski.... That's it? I mean, we're investigating a scuttling in the hall, trying to figure out who attacked you last night, and you bring me here to look at stick pictures on the shit house wall, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 hell yes...bubba ho-tep!!! Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours. I remember that speech really well. I had you pegged, didn't I? You had the whole human race pegged. Probably. I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 17, 2004 Author Share Posted August 17, 2004 Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind I need to find out when that's coming to dvd You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 sunuvabitch bet me to the post....as for the DVD was 'sposed t'be Spetember, but was pushed back 'til.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 shit, buffalo 66...i love that movie too. you guys are on fire tonight. Now tell me what happened to you. OK. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 17, 2004 Author Share Posted August 17, 2004 Leon The Professional (just The Professional in US) I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 In Europe it's just "Leon", here I've seen it as "Leon: The Professional" and "The Professional". Also for some strange reason "Saving Silverman" is called "Evil Woman" and "The Rundown" is called "Welcome to the Jungle"....anyways, waffling... That be the awesome TRUE ROMANCE. Now, just 'cause of the day that's in it... For us to live any other way was nuts. To us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Sounds like Goodfellas to me. I missed some good ones while I was gone. What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 19, 2004 Author Share Posted August 19, 2004 That be High Fidelity! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Thankyou, Jax! I was gettin' worried that no one was gonna get it. Yours be Moulin Rouge "Rock and roll can save the world"? "The chicks are great"? I sound like a dick! You *are* a dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 New quote time: Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 New quote time: Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide". WAYNE'S WORLD (2) PARTY TIME EXCELLENT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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