MetalHeart Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 kid: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers! man 1: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock. kid:You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets. man 1: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence? man 2: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone. kid: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. man 1: THE HELL I DON'T! Look, I'm out there bustin' my butt EVERY NIGHT. Tell your old man to run up and down the court for forty minutes! +++ or this one: man 1: Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? The Dude: Look, man... man 1: Dude, please? Is this your homework, Larry? man 2: Just ask him about the car. man 1: Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? man 2: Is that your car out front? man 1: Is this your homework, Larry? man 2: We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat? man 1: Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? man 2: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter... man 1: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car. man 2: And the fucking money. man 1: And the fucking money. And, we know that this is your homework. man 2: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry. man 1: You're killing your father, Larry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 AIRPLANE! a sibob and I's 'one of the greats' selects. : Remind me why I do this again. : Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind. : Ah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Dude, I just put that one two pages ago. Same exact convo. Here's one of your favs just for your birthday so you can put somethin' else up when you get it. (Hellboy, by the way). I dunno if I got it exactly right, but... These guys are professionals. They can take on ten marines...and a hundred cooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 stranex (tommy l. jones) talking about ryback (steven seagal) in Under Seige. sorry, didnt know you just posted hell boy, just saw it wil my pops the other night. goin' classic on you foolz What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Cool Hand Luke Now, when in doubt... Remind me why I'm doing this. When you can balance a tack hammer on your head you will head off your foes with a balanced attack! And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet? .....I don't remember telling you to do that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Boredom is bringin' it back. Gone! All of it's gone - byebye, woo woo, see ya! One minute you're defendin' the whole galaxy, and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Toy Story Anybody know you're here? Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh... Who? Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know. But the liquor store guy... he knew. In other words, the whole town knows you're here! Get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 This was on TV the other day, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This thread may be dead, I'll give it a try tho Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deacon Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Dodgeball "can your hear me? can you see me? fit for work." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 ok 2 days up... let us know mmkay So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog. An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Bulletproof Monk I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 isnt that toys? been too long, i dunno so not gonna post. if i am right next is up for grabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Yes you were right...that was LL Cool J as Patrick Zevo talking to Joan Cusack as Alsatia Zevo in TOYS... Sig...post a quote, you deserve it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 Moving right along... He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him. He's dead. He can't talk. Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. What's that? Go through his clothes and look for loose change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 He shoulda. It's been years since I've seen Toys, I woulda never gotten it. I'll always get a quote from The Princess Bride, though. Cheesy line of the week. Go with God. God's gonna sit this one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 dunno...bruce almighty? well times up anywho -What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say? -It's 4:30, they're probably still awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Good Will Hunting And remember this! NEVER FORGET THIS! When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy! And YOU! Friendless, brainless, helpless, HOPELESS! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 the princess bride!!!!!! 1: Purple Rain. 2: No. 1: Stone Roses. 2: Definitely not. 1: The Batman soundtrack? 2: Throw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Shaun of the Dead? Saw it a while ago but sounds likes that. Assuming it is I´ll add my quote: I call the Heinz the Baron Krauss von Espy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 wasnt that intolerable cruelty? watching the movie from beginning to end was cruelty... i dont know if i am right so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 sig you should post a quote anyway...plus, i think you're right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 It was Intolerable Cruelty. I dunno what you're talkin' about, Sig, that was a funny movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Yeah you were right Sig, post a quote. Have to agree with SB, it was a quality film. Coens can do very little wrong, even when they're mainstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG, where are you? Oh yeah...MIAMI...heh heh... Since Sig is busy and it's already been more than 24hrs, I'm going to post one...Sig dude, that's two you've already given up... No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 yeah, the cohen brothers can almost do no wrong. they gave us the big lebowski, raising arizona, o brother, etc... and for that, i am eternally grateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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