Special K Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Ah, gotta love the n00bs. . . Here's one for Acalis: Roads? Where we're going we won't need any roads. Ooops my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. The 5th Element. Love that movie. I need to rent it in blu-ray... Anyway, try to get this one before someone else does, Special Kati: Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of fucking balls. Good for you, don't take no shit off nobody. He shoots him in the foot and he tells him to go fuck himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of fucking balls. Good for you, don't take no shit off nobody. He shoots him in the foot and he tells him to go fuck himself! Goodfellas Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Hmm...that's not Bucket List, is it? It sounds so familiar . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 That's Shitty Schlickers, errr City Slickers. Person 1 - Angraecum sesquipedale! A beauty! God! Darwin wrote about this one. Charles Darwin? Evolution guy? Hello? You see that nectary all the way down there? Darwin hypothesized a moth with a nose twelve inches long to pollinate it. Everyone thought he was a loon! Then, sure enough, they found this moth with a twelve-inch proboscis. Proboscis means "nose," by the way. Person 2 - I know what "proboscis" means. Person 1 - Yeah, let's not get off the subject. This isn't a pissing contest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 That's Shitty Schlickers, errr City Slickers. Adaptation. So nice to see life breathed back into this thread! "Are we awake?" "We're not sure. Are we... black?" "Yes we are." "Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Adaptation. So nice to see life breathed back into this thread! "Are we awake?" "We're not sure. Are we... black?" "Yes we are." "Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled." Ha! Blazing Saddles :-D A: How do you go about writing a detective story? B: Well, you forget detection and concentrate on crime. Crime's the thing. And then you imagine you're going to steal something or murder somebody. A: Oh, is that how you do it? It's interesting. B: Yes, I usually put myself in the criminal's shoes and then I keep asking myself, uh, what do I do next? A: Do you really believe in the perfect murder? B: Mmm, yes, absolutely. On paper, that is. And I think I could, uh, plan one better than most people; but I doubt if I could carry it out. A: Oh? Why not? B: Well, because in stories things usually turn out the way the author wants them to; and in real life they don't... always. A: Hmm. B: No, I'm afraid my murders would be something like my bridge: I'd make some stupid mistake and never realize it until I found everybody was looking at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 A: How do you go about writing a detective story?B: Well, you forget detection and concentrate on crime. Crime's the thing. And then you imagine you're going to steal something or murder somebody. A: Oh, is that how you do it? It's interesting. B: Yes, I usually put myself in the criminal's shoes and then I keep asking myself, uh, what do I do next? A: Do you really believe in the perfect murder? B: Mmm, yes, absolutely. On paper, that is. And I think I could, uh, plan one better than most people; but I doubt if I could carry it out. A: Oh? Why not? B: Well, because in stories things usually turn out the way the author wants them to; and in real life they don't... always. A: Hmm. B: No, I'm afraid my murders would be something like my bridge: I'd make some stupid mistake and never realize it until I found everybody was looking at me. Oooh a classic! Dial M for Murder. "Occupation?" "Stand-up philosopher." "What?" "Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension." "Oh, a bullshit artist!" *grumble* "Did you bullshit last week?" "No." "Did you try to bullshit last week?" "Yes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 "Occupation?" "Stand-up philosopher." "What?" "Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension." "Oh, a bullshit artist!" *grumble* "Did you bullshit last week?" "No." "Did you try to bullshit last week?" "Yes!" History of the World: Part I What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head. We're gonna get you back to your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug. Doug. Oh, Doug. Dougie. Dougie. Doug. Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers...well then we're shit out of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The Hangover. You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Hahaha. That's fucking obscure DoJ. I only know about this b/c of CJ. The Room. YOU DON"T PUT A BRA IN THE DRYER!!! ! IT WARPS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Hahaha. That's fucking obscure DoJ. I only know about this b/c of CJ. The Room. YOU DON"T PUT A BRA IN THE DRYER!!! ! IT WARPS!!! Hedwig and the Angry Inch "Ladies and Gentlemen, in the interest of clarity and sanity, the rest of this movie will not be in Polish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 A relatively easy quote to breathe some life into this thread: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Acalis' is from a Mel Brooks film, but I'm not sure which. . . Aarty's is of course Inglourious Basterds . Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Get back to us, Mr. Haku Moving right along... Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man! I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see... Uh-huh. ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'! Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Haha. Airplane! You. Me. 9 year old girl. It's a loveology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Every monk who is a monk, punch a monk who isn't a monk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 WTF is goin' on here? Aarty skips mine and Ly skips Logan's. It's pandemonium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 WTF is goin' on here? Aarty skips mine and Ly skips Logan's. It's pandemonium! Someone hasn't read the rules... :p If no one gets your quote in three days (72 hours from the time you posted it), post new ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Mine was from Bronson. Philistines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Someone hasn't read the rules... :p Mine was from The Third Man. Only one of Orson Welles' most famous bits of dialogue. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Since no one has posted for a while, I will get the ball rolling again... "Ladies and Gentlemen, in the interest of clarity and sanity, the rest of this movie will not be in Polish." Oh that last quote of mine from way back when was from Mel Brooks' To Be or Not to Be. Mr. Hakujin was correct that it was a Mel Brooks movie. Here's a (hopefully) easy one to get the ball rolling again: "Go ahead, make my day..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Hmmmm. All About Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Hmmmm. All About Steve? Really?????? I had half-expected people to post the wrong movie but with the right character. "Go ahead, make my day..." This was from the Dirty Harry sequel Sudden Impact. Let's try another one... "You, help us or die." "I do not deserve to live." "Fine, I'll kill you later." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Moving right along...here's a new quote for the masses... You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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