Acalis Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 "What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets." "Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl. " The Virgin Suicides "Now you didn't sit down for two reasons, either you scared or you just hate niggers." "I'm not scared, [sits down] I just hate niggers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I'm pretty sure that's Escape from Alcatraz. Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Heavy Metal. Back with my quote momentarily. : You're mad. : Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90sKid Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Pirates of the Caribbean 3 Chances in life are like the shots of a shotgun*. Meet me in Montauk. *I might have killed the thread with that one, as it really is kind of hard to get if you're into indie Mexican cinema. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Meet me in Montauk. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. "There is still good in him." "He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Return of the Jedi In honor of the season... I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand! Prove it! Okay. Umm...there's a mole on my thumb...and a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle! No, no, no, don't tell us your hand, tell us the story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Return of the Jedi In honor of the season... I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand! Prove it! Okay. Umm...there's a mole on my thumb...and a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bicycle! No, no, no, don't tell us your hand, tell us the story! The Muppets' Christmas Carol Continuing the holiday theme... "I'm Mister White Christmas. I'm Mister Snow. I'm Mister Icicle. I'm Mister Ten Below. Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch...turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Continuing the holiday theme... "I'm Mister White Christmas. I'm Mister Snow. I'm Mister Icicle. I'm Mister Ten Below. Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch...turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much." The Year Without Santa Claus -- one of those memorable claymation Christmas classics! Keeping on again with Christmas themes... "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, of course! Quote forthcoming. I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work. Did you try staples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work. Did you try staples? Scrooged "No! No no no wait, this is CHRISTMAS--The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Home Alone Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 man, I was gonna use DIE HARD as my christmas movie quote base once I got to a quote I knew... You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits. What did you call us? You heard me right. Conmen. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals! At the North Pole them are fighting words, Partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Die Hard... Yippie kai yay, mother f--. Dammit! Alright, Jingle All The Way. I am SO ashamed that i know that. Alright, you're a reindeer. Here's is your inspiration. Your name is Rudolph. You're a freak with a red nose and nobody likes you. But one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas! ....No wait, forget that part. We'll improvise. Juuust keep it all kinda loosy-goosy... You HATE Christmas! You wanna steal it! Saving Christmas was a lousey ending anyway. Way too commercial. ACTION! ...BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that?! Cut, Print, Check the gate, Moving on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Alright, you're a reindeer. Here's is your inspiration. Your name is Rudolph. You're a freak with a red nose and nobody likes you. But one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas! ....No wait, forget that part. We'll improvise. Juuust keep it all kinda loosy-goosy... You HATE Christmas! You wanna steal it! Saving Christmas was a lousey ending anyway. Way too commercial. ACTION! ...BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that?! Cut, Print, Check the gate, Moving on. How the Grinch Stole Christmas This next one isn't exactly a christmas movie, but it takes place on Christmas, so I figure, close enough! LOL "That's pretty fucking thin." "That's very thin." "What the hell, thin's my middle name." "Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised." "What? What?" "Nothin'." "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner." "My luck's changing for the better every day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 How the Grinch Stole ChristmasThis next one isn't exactly a christmas movie, but it takes place on Christmas, so I figure, close enough! LOL "That's pretty fucking thin." "That's very thin." "What the hell, thin's my middle name." "Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised." "What? What?" "Nothin'." "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner." "My luck's changing for the better every day." I just finished watching that on TV w/ the folks! LETHAL WEAPON. Quote forthcoming... The quote comes from a film that also takes place around the holidays. It's from an 80s classic... My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I just finished watching that on TV w/ the folks! LETHAL WEAPON. My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market! That one I knew immediately - Trading Places! "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1." "Never tell me the odds." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 That one I knew immediately - Trading Places! "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1." "Never tell me the odds." Damn! I thought that would kinda be a hard one, that's why I said it was an 80s flick. Well done! And your is of course an exchange between Han & 3PO form THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Damn! I thought that would kinda be a hard one, that's why I said it was an 80s flick. Well done! I knew it because I have that movie, and I've seen it many times. Which made that scene in Coming to America when Prince Akeem bumps into the Dukes as poor bums even better cuz I remembered them from the other movie. He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up! I know this one easily also. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan "We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice." "Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger... *gives the finger* ...and you give me my phone call." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 The Matrix Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 In memory of Eartha Kitt, The Emperor's New Groove. I never catch colds. Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year? That makes me feel just terrible. Why? Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year. Yeah... it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 In memory of Eartha Kitt, The Emperor's New Groove. I never catch colds. Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year? That makes me feel just terrible. Why? Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year. Yeah... it's me. Oooh an oldie! The Apartment. "Every town has a boss." "Yes, but when there are two around, I'd say there is one too many!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90sKid Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Oooh an oldie! The Apartment."Every town has a boss." "Yes, but when there are two around, I'd say there is one too many!" A Fistful of Dollars! "Such as enemies. I give them the names of enemies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 A Fistful of Dollars!"Such as enemies. I give them the names of enemies." The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford "I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping on the pavement!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 4, 2009 Author Share Posted January 4, 2009 American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile, god that movie was lame. How do you fire this gun, Chino? Just by pulling this little trigger? How many bullets are left, Chino? Enough for you? And you? All of you! You all killed him. And my brother. And Riff. Not with bullets and guns. With hate! Well, l can kill too, because now l have hate! How many can l kill, Chino? How many, and still have one bullet left for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 How do you fire this gun, Chino? Just by pulling this little trigger? How many bullets are left, Chino? Enough for you? And you? All of you! You all killed him. And my brother. And Riff. Not with bullets and guns. With hate! Well, l can kill too, because now l have hate! How many can l kill, Chino? How many, and still have one bullet left for me? West Side Story...classic!! ------------------------------------ My father taught me many things.....keep your friends close, but your enemies closer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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