Acalis Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 "Did you have sex with her?!?!?!" "To hell with sex, it was better than sex, we held each other!" As Good As It Gets "I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Ah, Starship Troopers, a true classic. Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from. True Romance (a LOT of famous actors in this one!) "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 True Romance (a LOT of famous actors in this one!)"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!" No takers huh? This one's from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: Let's see if you guys do better with this one: "There's only one woman's words that should affect the mood of my husband. Those are mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osidius the Emphatic Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 300 "Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 300 "Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" There Will Be Blood "I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 "I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not." Punch Drunk Love "Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osidius the Emphatic Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Yeah pretty much. Your sig gave me the idea for the next movie. So I guess its your turn now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kaniggit Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Yeah pretty much. Your sig gave me the idea for the next movie. So I guess its your turn now. Since it solved, I will start it up. Sorry, Osid. It's me. Prove it! You're a dick. Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 X-Men. Good scene. I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 X-Men. Good scene. I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! Big Lebowski! Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprintsshowmealltheblueprints Show me ALL the blueprints showmealltheblueprints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 The Aviator. Just watched that last week, I love that movie. I've always liked you Byron, but you never know when to shut up. Even bad men love their mommas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I've always liked you Byron, but you never know when to shut up. Even bad men love their mommas. Another one from 3:10 to Yuma. "Hey, you know what?" "What?" "Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me." "If you touch her, I'll kill you." "Ha! You'll try." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Another one from 3:10 to Yuma."Hey, you know what?" "What?" "Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me." "If you touch her, I'll kill you." "Ha! You'll try." Lethal Weapon ~ Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!" ~ Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 ~ Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!" ~ Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Too easy! The name alone gave it away! "Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 Robin Hood: Men In Tights My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything. Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Starship Troopers Mulvihill! What are you doing here? They shut my water off. What's it to you? How'd you find out about it? You don't drink it. You don't take a bath in it. They wrote you a letter. But then you have to be able to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Starship Troopers Mulvihill! What are you doing here? They shut my water off. What's it to you? How'd you find out about it? You don't drink it. You don't take a bath in it. They wrote you a letter. But then you have to be able to read. Chinatown "Mm mm mm heh heh heh! Baby, you make me wish I had three hands." "I think you're doing just fine with two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 "Mm mm mm heh heh heh! Baby, you make me wish I had three hands." "I think you're doing just fine with two." No takers huh? This one's from Total Recall. Let's try another one shall we? "Nobody who makes pâté this good can be all bad." "That depends on what the pâté is made of." "Woof." "Benny???" "A good dog to the last bite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 "Nobody who makes pâté this good can be all bad." "That depends on what the pâté is made of." "Woof." "Benny???" "A good dog to the last bite." No one for this one either huh? This one is from War of the Roses. Okay someone HAS to recognize this next one! "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Finding Nemo ~ I've never had to suck a dick before. ~ Me neither. ~ I bet it sucks dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 ~ I've never had to suck a dick before. ~ Me neither. ~ I bet it sucks dick! Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!" Home Alone ~ What single-celled organism did you evolve from? ~ Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 ~ What single-celled organism did you evolve from? ~ Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much. Super Mario Bros. (the movie). Talk about one of my major childhood disappointments this movie was!!! "I'm free, you're toast!" "Actually, YOU'RE toast. I forgot to mention it: your new friends, they're cannibals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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