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"I'm free, you're toast!"

 

"Actually, YOU'RE toast. I forgot to mention it: your new friends, they're cannibals."

No takers I see. This one is from Judge Dredd.

 

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Allright here's another bone to get the ball rolling again.

 

"You actually go outside in these things?"

 

"Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"

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Come on, now. Don't be naive, Lieutenant. We both know how careers are made. Integrity is something you sell the public.

Bullitt. Wow must be 'Classics Day' today! Well, I'm not one to rock the boat here.

 

 

"I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me."

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12 Monkeys. I love that movie.

 

How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?

 

You can't.

 

That's bullshit.

 

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

 

You admire it.

 

I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

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I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

Apocalypse Now

 

"What brings you to our remote sanctuary?"

 

"Unfortunately, the war."

 

"There is no war here unless you've brought it with you."

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EPIII ... Lord knows I've seen it enough times...

 

~ You know, I was watching the Animal Planet channel and they say that when a coyote is trapped, it will eat its own foot off to get out of the trap. You want some hot sauce? In your case it wouldn't be a coyote, it would be an elephant. A big old giraffe.

 

~Say one more thing, Joe.

 

[click of gun]

 

~Say one more thing. I don't hear you. You're quiet, can I buy a vowel?

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~ You know, I was watching the Animal Planet channel and they say that when a coyote is trapped, it will eat its own foot off to get out of the trap. You want some hot sauce? In your case it wouldn't be a coyote, it would be an elephant. A big old giraffe.

 

~Say one more thing, Joe.

 

[click of gun]

 

~Say one more thing. I don't hear you. You're quiet, can I buy a vowel?

Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Medea always cracks me up!

 

 

"I know we need the money, but..."

 

"Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"

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Oh shit, there goes the planet because...it's Spaceballs!

 

What are you doing here?

 

I'm doing a double shift. What does it look like?

 

How long have you worked here?

 

A couple months.

 

Is the manager here? Do you have a supervisor?

 

No. They-

 

How long have they worked here?

 

I'm not tellin' you.

 

Yeah? Where do you live?

 

I'm not tellin' you that, either!

 

Where does your manager live? Who - I used to - Where - W-what are you doing here?

 

I work here!

 

What are you doing here?

 

I work here!

 

And how long have you worked here?

 

Only a couple months!

 

All right, all right. What's done is done. Just forget about the whole thing.

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Grosse Pointe Blank

It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

The Whole Nine Yards

 

 

"The sea is my mother! She would never take me back to her murky womb!"

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THAT!! IS!! BEOWULF!!!

 

I wouldn't say he's a friend, I barely know the man.

 

You were cooking in his house!

 

I'm French.

 

So?

 

That's how we break the ice!

 

Transporter 2

 

The first time he spoke to me... I shall never forget his words. I remember it like it was yesterday. He leaned across the table, he looked me straight in the eye, and he said "Aubrey... may I trouble you for the salt?"

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Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World

 

Here's an easy one, but I like it anyway.

 

Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.

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