Princess Meia Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Control George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Dazed and confused Go ahead, make your jokes Mr. Jokey Joke-Maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now and save yourself the embarassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas LaFleur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Dazed and confused Go ahead, make your jokes Mr. Jokey Joke-Maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now and save yourself the embarassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas LaFleur. Dodgeball "What do you want?" "My face on the one dollar bill." "You must be joking." "Do I look like I'm joking?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 Batman (1989) You've come to the right place my boy. I am somewhat of an expert on the Southern Oracle. It's my scientific specie-ality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Batman (1989)You've come to the right place my boy. I am somewhat of an expert on the Southern Oracle. It's my scientific specie-ality. The Never-Ending Story "I can't resist waking you. Every time I do you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn." "If you had just been born wouldn't you be naked?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Casino Royale Normal View. Normal View! NORMAL VIEW! NORMAL VIIIIEW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EinsteinShrugged Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Casino Royale Normal View. Normal View! NORMAL VIEW! NORMAL VIIIIEW!! MST3K: The Movie (This Island Earth) I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy "You are the coolest role-model a young person could have!" "And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Batman Returns Oh what's so great about discovery - it's a violent, penetrating act. What you call discovery, I call a rape of the natural world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 Jurassic Park Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after. No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now. Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni. You're the geek, Camel Breath. Dome head. Elf lips. Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid. Here goes. What are we on? Uh, "G". Here goes, Gak-face. I'm ready, Hose-brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after. No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now. Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni. You're the geek, Camel Breath. Dome head. Elf lips. Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid. Here goes. What are we on? Uh, "G". Here goes, Gak-face. I'm ready, Hose-brain. Ooooh one of my favorite childhood movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!! "So when do we do this?" "It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?" "How about tonight, bitch?" "Splendid, where?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kaniggit Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Ooooh one of my favorite childhood movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!"So when do we do this?" "It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?" "How about tonight, bitch?" "Splendid, where?" Kill Bill Vol. 1 There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 The Break Up What the fuck kind of doctor are you anyway? It's nice to have a conversation with a patient for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 What the fuck kind of doctor are you anyway?" It's nice to have a conversation with a patient for a change. 3:10 to Yuma, one of the best modern-day westerns to date! "I have, in fact, perused some newsreels in the Schwarzenegger Library, and the time that you took that car..." "Hold it. The Schwarzenegger Library?" "Yes. The Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor when you...?" "Stop! He was President?" "Yes! Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment which states..." "I don't wanna know. President..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Indeed it was. Demolition Man I'm just an actor with a gun who's lost his motivation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I'm just an actor with a gun who's lost his motivation. King Kong (the recent Peter Jackson version) "So I predict that the champ's gonna take this one." "Now wait a minute! Do you really think the champ can hit that hard?" "Why do you think I'm sitting out here with you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Demolition Man One day, people may look back at that quote and say that the only inaccuracy in the prediction was the numbering of the amendment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 King Kong (the recent Peter Jackson version)"So I predict that the champ's gonna take this one." "Now wait a minute! Do you really think the champ can hit that hard?" "Why do you think I'm sitting out here with you?" Get back to us on that one, Acal... Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." Do what for a career? Be professionally good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Zoolander Do you have a dream you would like me to interpret? Sorry, I don't sleep. Not to dream, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 New quote: Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to...Delaware. Hi. I'm in Delaware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 People can't possibly be trying if they didn't recognize that classic Wayne's World quote! It's like the Titanic, but with bears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 That was Semi-Pro. He died in a tragic gardening accident.... Authorities said it's best to leave it...unsolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kaniggit Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Spinal Tap That movie goes to eleven "Sixteen thirty-two. What is that? A year?" "No, it's your top score on Pole Position." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 "Sixteen thirty-two. What is that? A year?" "No, it's your top score on Pole Position." A "good enough" quote from The Goonies. "You stick out like a sore thumb around here." "Me? What about you?" "I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots." "Oh yeah, you blend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kaniggit Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 "You stick out like a sore thumb around here." "Me? What about you?" "I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots." "Oh yeah, you blend." My Cousin Vinny "What is that" "It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette." "I ordered a Cadillac." "Oh, well, you got the Cadillac of minivans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 My Cousin Vinny"What is that" "It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette." "I ordered a Cadillac." "Oh, well, you got the Cadillac of minivans." Get Shorty : ) "Did you have sex with her?!?!?!" "To hell with sex, it was better than sex, we held each other!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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