Acalis Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in. Iron Man "How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?" "How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?" "I'm still a nympho." "Well, I'm still a perv." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?" "How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?" "I'm still a nympho." "Well, I'm still a perv." No takers, OK. This one is from American Wedding. Next quote: "Yuck!" "Yuck???" "I've never kissed you with a beard before!" "I kiss you and you say 'yuck'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 "Yuck!" "Yuck???" "I've never kissed you with a beard before!" "I kiss you and you say 'yuck'?" This one was from Star Trek: Insurrection Let's try again: "Get me someone who won't crack under pressure." "How about Mister Rogers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 That's Airplane!, right? "I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid." "But you didn't have a drug problem then." "Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Yep, it was Airplane! allright. "I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid." "But you didn't have a drug problem then." "Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me." The Royal Tannenbaums "Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?" "Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Go fuck yourselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Catch Me If You Can I was just watching that the other day :-D "Even artichokes have hearts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Whoops, too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 "Even artichokes have hearts" Amélie "That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but damn he can run!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Forrest Gump Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Kung Fu Panda just saw it last night. - Were you able to speak to your friend at the NIS? - Yeah, she said that if Markinson doesn't want to be found, then we're not gonna find him. She said I could be Markinson and you wouldn't know it. - Are you Markinson? - No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 A Few Good Men "Riddle? Riddle. So have you thought of an answer yet?" "You can''t pass. I give up, I think, no wait, wait... Fine. What's the answer?" "Okay. It's a herring." "But a herring isn't green." "You can paint it green." "But a herring doesn't hang on a wall." "You can nail it to a wall." "But a herring doesn't whistle!" "Oh, come on. I just put that in to stop it from being too obvious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 "Riddle? Riddle. So have you thought of an answer yet?" "You can''t pass. I give up, I think, no wait, wait... Fine. What's the answer?" "Okay. It's a herring." "But a herring isn't green." "You can paint it green." "But a herring doesn't hang on a wall." "You can nail it to a wall." "But a herring doesn't whistle!" "Oh, come on. I just put that in to stop it from being too obvious." MirrorMask "It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 The Day The Earth Stood Still, the original of course, not the yet to be release remake, which I have very low expectations for. It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Spinal Tap... thats a great line. Approaching the bottom, sir. I can hear a couple of lobsters dukin' it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Down Periscope Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven. Michael could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 you are such a Hanks ham Deej... they don't play this one all that much on tv... Road to Perdition here is one of my fav movies... -All right, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex. -Um, your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 -All right, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex. -Um, your wife? WarGames "All right, you alien assholes! In the words of my generation: UP YOOOUURRRSSS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 13, 2008 Author Share Posted November 13, 2008 Independence Day Quote forthcoming, stay tuned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm tuned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 13, 2008 Author Share Posted November 13, 2008 Man, in the two minutes between posting that answer and finding my quote, I lost my internet connection at home. I'm at work know though. Paul, what is your favorite fruit? Pears. Okay, now... No wait! Apples. Great, now say that everyday you had an apple. An apple, an apple and more apples. You probably thought that apples were pretty good, even if you got a rotten one every once in awhile. Then one day there was an orange. Now you can choose, do you want an apple or do you want an orange? That's democracy! I also like bananas. ...Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Election with Matthew Broderick How about 20,000 words on why you should stay THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 A Connery movie, Finding Forrester Dad, I can't believe you smoked... and drank... and was such a slut... But I still love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Dad, I can't believe you smoked... and drank... and was such a slut... But I still love you. Definitely, Maybe "You make it so difficult sometimes." "I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right." "Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a scoundrel." "Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 The Empire Strikes Back Polly, this may be our last moment together. There's something I need to ask you. Yes, Joe? Did you cut my fuel line? Damn it! I didn't sabotage your lousy airplane! Fine. Our last moments on earth and this is all you have to say to me? Could we just for once die without all this bickering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow "What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets." "Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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