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tomorrow's my one day off. Im gonna go get money to get my truck fixed, then sleep, then read comics, watch Advent Children, possibly fuck, possibly watch Firefly, and study as little as needed. It's gonna be awesome.

 

I just gotta dig around the place for shit to sell on Ebay to get X-Men Legends II. That screenshot with Deadpool mightve done it for me.

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Saddam:

I'm bored!

 

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Saddam:

I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

 

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This Guy:

Can I Play?

 

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Saddam:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Saddam:

Will I choose Rock

 

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Saddam:

Paper

 

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Saddam:

Or Scissors?

 

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Saddam:

YOU DON'T KNOW!

 

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Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:

Dude, say it, don't spray it

 

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Saddam:

WHATEVER. Let's play

 

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Saddam: ROCK!

Judge: TWO PAPERS!

 

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Saddam:

DUDE, WTF is two papers?

 

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Judge:

Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE

 

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Saddam:

I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

 

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Judge: ONE PAPER!

Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?

Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

 

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Saddam:

Ask Aziz, he knows

 

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Aziz:

Tiger Hand always beats paper

 

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Saddam:

I'm sayin' bro!

 

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Judge:

Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

 

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Saddam:

HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND

 

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Judge:

Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

 

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Saddam:

You probably don't even know Pen Missile

 

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Judge:

Missile? What Missile?

 

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Saddam:

NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

 

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Judge:

Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP

 

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Saddam:

AM NOT

 

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Judge:

Are too

 

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Saddam:

That's it, you're going on my list

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Rules for Bedroom Golf

 

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

 

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

 

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

 

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

 

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

 

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

 

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

 

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

 

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

 

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

 

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

 

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

 

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

 

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

 

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

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