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Dynasty Warriors?? Magic:TG?? Call of Duty?? Final Fantasy?? Doom??

Yell at me for not using Blargh-Reply, but that shit is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, still laughing my ass off!

Needs moar pentagram, and Darkthrone...good pick!

In reply to the Lemon Stealing Whores (Funniest porn ever) I downloaded the Star Wars and Avengers porns the other day. Avengers don't waste your time unless you want to see Spidey do some chick in full costume. But the Star Wars porn is definately worth a watch. It is funny as hell (intentionally and unintentionally) and seeing Chewbacca in a 3-some is worth it alone!

I just want to say this is a very terrifying yet awesome mod. being dropped in the middle of a map with no explanation or mission or pointer to guide you can seem very overwhelming at first and you will probably not like the first hour or so of playing. But once you start to get a feel for what the mod is, and get immersed in the game world itself it is one of the best mods let alone games I have played in a long time. The whole point is to just survive, that is all. Zombies will come after you full bore once alterted and just because you see a human doesn't mean your safe. Most of the time quite the opposite, especially if you have that "noob" quality about you. As was mentioned before the initial releases were quite buggy and while they still haven't patched all the bugs completely the newest patch has made leaps and bounds while still introducing new bugs. This mod has GREAT potential and one company has already released a statement that they are basically making an MMO version of this mod as a seperate game with no affiliation to the mod. It is very popular right now, so if anyone wants to join me and cause some havoc all while avoiding hordes of zombie masses feel free to hit me up.

The ONLY song I make love to...

Pantera (1) Nine Inch Nails (3) Dimmu Borgir (5) Moonspell (4) Samael (3) Cannibal Corpse (2) Eluvite (1) Decapitated (1) A Perfect Circle (1) Paul McCartney (1) AC/DC (1) Rob Zombie (1) Alice Cooper (1) Venetian Snares (1) Vladislav Delay (1) Carcass (1) and a few other bands not worth mentioning

Yeah over here they don't even last 40 hours. Xbox addict, 20, killed by blood clot after 12-hour gaming sessions. And I can't find the article, but there was a guy who was making a game to honor his fiance who died after playing video games for 11 hours straight.

Summer 2012 is all i've seen....waiting for that one myself too! Fucking co-op!

Such a great sale, I have gotten so far: Alien Shooter 2 : Conscription Assassin's Creed: Revelations Serious Sam 3 BFE Prince of Persia The Darkness 2 Yesterday (well the whole Pendulo collection or whatever the studio name is) Binary Domain A Valley Without Wind Stalker : Call of Pripyat Dargon Age: Origins Ultimate Collection Krater Red Faction Armageddon Greed Corp Deep Black: Reloaded and I want to get Red Orchestra 2, IL-2: Cliffs of Dover, DCS : A-10C Warthog, Risen 2, and a few other various ones. Not much to play online or co-op with but if anyone has any games and wants to play them online or coop hit me up.

I have found when doing 2-5 day gaming sessions, if you go out at about the 36th hour mark, kill a Lot Lizard and return home, that will keep you from dying.

Just a random song I found But now for the greatest shit I have heard this week...Dragon Boy Suede

Well damn, looks like I will have to go get a 3ds again...

Fuck the new shit, let's get back to the early 90's and a man you all know by the name of Stephen Chow. Watched a Duology called A Chinese Odyssey. It is definately a Chow movie, but not anything like Shaolin Soccer or Kung-Fu Hustle. Not really even like Royal Tramp or King of Beggars...it is really quite odd. Starts off like any older HK flick, and from there just goes weird, then into a love-story then into more weirdness. Fansubs didn't help, but it is worth a watch if you like Chow or Chinese Martial Arts films.

Also speaking of Vice TV, a few select people should probably watch Underground LSD Palace...I so want to be an illegal drug chemist...get to live in an old nuke silo and do drugs all day while listening to....Sarah Mclachlan?? wtf?? Guess nobody told them about dubstep!

Just wanted to second (third really I guess) Vice Tv or VBS.tv as it was known. I really REALLY wanted to see those guys do Scopolamine, but it would be hard not to seem like they were "faking it." I love the story the ex-gangster told about what happened to the people who gave it to him. "Those fucking bitches were brutally raped and murdered!" Street Justice is always the best. Now Krokodil....just wtf....let's inject Visine mixed with caffine pills and some other shit. And I thought people who did pcp were dumb (because it contains cyanide). And lastly, all through that Jesus Doc I am thinking...Jesus wasn't a pretty white boy you idiots. He was a JEW! A middle eastern jew, not a New York Jew!

downloaded Pink Flamingos the other day and turned it on to just check the quality, ended up watching it right then and there...it's not something you can turn off...just mezmerizing in a tranny eating shit kind of way...not to mention Edie and her eggs, and just about everything else in the movie. Just wow...if you haven't seen it you need to, just make sure your parents are in the room, and maybe your pastor and/or church group. It's a nice movie to share with friends...

Yeah I am all for playing with new expansions, but that will double match times as we pass every card back and forth going "What's that do??" "Hey, lemme see that card." Not complaining, just we will need to schedule some extra time or start early or play more than one night so we can get to know the cards. I wouldn't mind doing something like we discussed previously. Getting some pre-made sealed decks, but also getting a box or some packs from some different expansions to help supplement our sealed decks, or to just make our own decks out of. But you got Magic 2013 on the 360 right??

I am curious as to what the Android platform is capable of doing gaming wise. I get the market for free-gaming so I doubt any will look next gen, but will it just be a bunch of android phone aps you can play on your tv essentially? Definately interested, but need more info.

I agree it would be nice to at least have a fourth, that way we could do 2 on 2 as well. 3-Way free for all's end up being two people aligning against one then trying to fuck the person you made the alliance with before you get fucked. Some of the "politics" of it can be fun with 3, but with 4 there's a much better balance and more of a randomness to how the matches can play out. But if 3 is all we can muster don't count me out, I am down any way, shape or form. Also found a good website that has all the cards in a format where you can print them out and they are sized correctly and look decent (depending on the printer of course) so you can make proxy's of all those cards you wanted as a kid, but were never able to get. I might have had a Lotus and a few moxes but they were nowhere near mint, and even then there were still ass-loads of cards that were still out of my reach. Hell I was never even able to get an Abyss or a Chaos Orb (still one of the coolest ideas ever!). Plus how many cards I've forgotten about that I wanted. Ahh nostalgia.

Since Logan's amazing sealed-deck bachelor party never came about I am stuck with all these great ideas and websites that still sell old booster packs and boxes. Did you know you can still buy SEALED Legends and Arabian Nights booster packs?? Or that old Time Walk beta you could never afford, well you still can't afford it, but they are still for sale! I was planning on dropping like a grand on a sealed 4th edition booster box and some Legends packs for us to play with but alas. The video games do do some justice with letting you play for fairly cheap, but like Logan said, they take half the fun out by not letting you build your own deck. They should at least have the option in the games..min of 40 cards for a deck, and just go to town. Also throw in some Dual Lands...though Logan did say someone played a Mox in MTG 2013. I wonder if you can have more than 1 of those per color per deck though? I'd love to be able to do the first round kill with some moxes and a Black Lotus, a fork, a fireball and that black card that gives you 3 swamps until the end of the turn.

http://youtu.be/e12hoBMKttY Where does this bring you back to?

Dawnguard is out on 360, PS3 and Pc owners have to wait another month....fuckin Microsoft...AND Bethesda, money grubbing cunts...grumble grumble grumble...

Black METAL Fashion Show!! \m/ -!- \m/ http://youtu.be/jwjnSwoAn7w