The NZA

you know, we may have an average of 30 people checking in every day, but its true: Hondo's is a complete and abysmal failure without the panch propoganda machine.

Motherfucker, i didnt see you playing Q-bert on george's 360.

You bring your played-out Wario Ware, and your borng ol' Guitars. You watch how fast the masses demaned one-player MK II action.

Christ, but i hope you dont wish to be Testes forever. The people are gonna demand the return of 2T.

How you been? Yeah, so your cowbell avatar died a while back, so its Mos Def for you now.

Fuck did you go, man? ASC's right, itd better be banner-making that's keeping you. You come back with those banners, or on them.

Yeah, im late to the party, but welcome to Hondo's!

Happy birthday! hope it was a good one, hope to see you around here agian sometime.

Ok, so just in case you ever check back, im stuck at like 95% on Sword of the Berserk for Dreamcast, if you can ever find that one...also, bleemcast versions of Bushido Blade and PaRappa, but theyre crazy obscure. Anyway, lemme know man.

Dont look now, but border patrol took your avatar.

When we gonna hook up, watch some 850p gaming, trade PC cards, you know? Holla.

It looks like the answer was "no".

"China?! what would you wanna go there for? they dont even have cable!"

Hey Dumb Ox, welcome to Hondo's! Glad you stumbled upon us. Swing on by Town Square & inroduce yourself when you can. Its a great crowd we have here so make yourself at home.

PS dont listen to anbody about the FAQ, its harmless.

Hey, how you been?

hey!...hey.

we should hang this week. you come see the 850p TV, have some drinks, trade PC cards...you know.

Hey, you know how to setup a japanese PSN account? i wonder if they got stuff we dont. Anyway, holla.

OK, i swear ill get these debates going if you come back, man.

...somehow.

Hey man, long time no see, just thought id check in & see how you been.

Whatever happend to you, man? We need more hip-hop fans round here.

Hey man, how you been?

I bet you still havent cleaned your side of the room.

No-goodjigglymonkeys. *shakes fist*

The nick demands details of your future FL exploits. and toast.

ah sooo....i hear you are burminating ze deerty south ahgain.

welcome home, Mees Cunterson.

i dont...i dont even know whats going on in that sig, but i know i'm all about it.

Happy birf! alright, off to myspace, where you'll see this.

Whatever happened to you? I hope you're doing alright, wherever you may be.