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Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?

Rick: It's not particuly my beloved Paris...

Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?

Rick: When you get there, ask me.

Louis: Huh, diplomatist!

Strasser: What about New York?

Rick: Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try and invade.

 

And on a less classy note...

 

Rocco: Fuckin'...what the fuckin' fuck...who the fuck fucked this fuckin'...how did you two fuckin' fucks...fuck!

Connor: Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

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Guess everyone else has run out of good movie lines, huh? How's this one?

 

Carl: So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga...gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me! And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me...which is nice.

 

Or...

 

Danny: I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.

Ty: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.

Danny: I notice you don't spend too much time there.

Ty: I'm not quite sure where they are.

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Carl: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

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Ah, the old reliable!

 

Walter: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

 

 

Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter: What the fuck are you talkin' about?

Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter: And you know this!

Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!

 

 

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

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Don't forget the classic California flick, Clueless

 

Travis: This is so unexpected. I'd like to thank my mum for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver for not taking a chance on an unknown kid. And for the staff at McDonalds for taking ages to make those little egg McMuffin things, without which I might never be tardy.

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And an even better California flick - LA Story

 

Harris: Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.

[bEEP]

Sara: Hello?

Harris: Hello.

Sara: Hello?

Harris: Hello.

Sara: Is this a person?

Harris: Yes, it is a person.

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"you found anything?"

"no"

"you found anything?"

"no"

"Sir, do you think we're being too literal?"

"They told us to comb the desert, that's what we're doing."

"you found anything?"

"We ain't found shit!"

 

"oh my god, your helmet is so big..."

"your presence is needed on the deck, sir."

"you didn't see me playing with my dolls again, did you?"

"no, sir"

"good"

 

spaceballs.

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hey kos! the rock tribute:

 

"your best? losers always wine about their best. winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

"carla was the prom queen."

"really?"

"yeah."

 

"i'd take pleasure in guttin you.... boy.... i'd take pleasure in guttin you... booye... what's wrong with these marines? Don't you feel a lot of angst floating around here? A lot of 'I'm a teenager and i'm mad at my father syndrome? What's wrong with these guys? Shame on them!.... What do you think, Mason?"

"I was just thinking how nice it was back when the inmates wern't allowed to talk."

 

The Rock

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Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?

Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?

Trent: No, baby, you're money.

 

 

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.

Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.

Sue: Shivering.

Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...

Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

Sue: You're like a big bear, man.

Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?

Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.

Sue: Honestly, man.

 

Swingers

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Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses, is THAT normal?

Mason: What, the feet thing?

Goodspeed: Yeah the feet thing.

Mason: It happens.

Goodspeed: Well, I'm having kinda a hard time concentrating, could you do something about it?

Mason: Like what? Kill him again?

 

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?

Frederick: "Fronken-steen"

Igor: You're putting me on...

Frederick: No, it's pronounced "Fronken-steen".

Igor: Do you also say "Froderick"?

Frederick: No. "Frederick".

Igor: Well why isn't it "Froderick Fronken-steen"?

Frederick: It isn't. It's "Frederick Fronken-steen".

Igor: I see...

Frederick: You must be Igor.

Igor: No, it's pronounced "I-gor".

Frederick: But, they told me it was "Igor"...

Igor: Well, they were wrong, then, weren't they?

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(Rocco has just slammed his fist down on a gun, causing it to go off, and splatter his girlfriend's cat across the opposite wall)

 

Murphy: "I can't believe that just fucking happened!"

Rocco: "Is it dead?!"

 

 

SB, I can't believe you hadn't put that one up yet!! tsk tsk tsk.

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Ahh, Goodfellas. That makes this one a must...

 

Tommy: Whoah, whoah, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how?

Henry: It's...

Tommy: What?

Henry: Just... ya know, you're, you're funny.

Tommy: What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry: Just...you know how you tell the story, what?

Tommy: No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry: ......get the fuck outta here, Tommy!

Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him, I almost had him! Ya stutterin' prick ya! Frankie, was he shakin'?

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Not quite a Movie line but so damn good it had to be shared.

 

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This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of

a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and

US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout

Troop visiting his military installation.

 

Female Interviewer: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to

teach these young boys when they visit your base?

 

General Reinwald: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,

archery, and shooting.

 

Female Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

 

General Reinwald: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

 

Female Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous

activity to be teaching children?

 

General Reinwald: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper

rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

 

Female Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent

killers.

 

General Reinwald: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

 

The radio went silent and the interview ended

 

:O

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"What does Mr Wallace look like?"

"What?"

"Say what again mothafucka, i dare you!

Does he look like a bitch?"

"...what?"

*bam*

"I said, does he look like a bitch?!"

"n, no!"

"...then why do you try and fuck him like one?"

- Jules

 

"I'm American, baby; our names dont mean shit." - Butch

 

and finally, the best of the lot:

 

"Whose..whose motorcyle is this?"

" "s not a motorcycle, honey; its a chopper."

"Whose chopper is this?"

"Zed's."

"Whose Zed?"

"Zed's dead, baby. ...Zed's dead."

- Pulp Fiction. one of the most quotable movies out there

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More Pulp Fiction:

 

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

 

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

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