Reverend Jax Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 OK, we have our Love Songs Thread, our Bitter Songs Thread, our Cover Songs Thread, our Saddest Songs Thread, our Songs to Play at Your Funeral Thread, and the reason Hondos basically exists in the first place (our Graduations Songs Thread). But given the composition of people on thsi board, we are a much more raunchy and less emotional group than this set of thread would lead one to believe. This is a thread for raunchy songs. We do have a What songs do you like to get it on to? Thread, but that's like Barry White shit. This ain't about seduction, it's about horny lust. I'll demonstrate with one of my favorites: I want a nasty little Jewish PrincessWith long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little Jewish Princess With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma Lonely inside Well, she can swallow my pride I want a hairy little Jewish Princess With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes I want a steamy little Jewish Princess With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll I just want a Yemenite hole I want a darling little Jewish Princess Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking A vicious little Jewish Princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin' All up inside I just want a Princess to ride Awright, back to the top...everybody twist I want a funky little Jewish Princess A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little Jewish Princess With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock) I want a dainty little Jewish Princess With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little Jewish Princess With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies For two or three nights Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites - Frank Zappa, Jewish Princess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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