-Sex Songs-

[Reverend Jax]

OK, we have our Love Songs Thread, our Bitter Songs Thread, our Cover Songs Thread, our Saddest Songs Thread, our Songs to Play at Your Funeral Thread, and the reason Hondos basically exists in the first place (our Graduations Songs Thread).

 

But given the composition of people on thsi board, we are a much more raunchy and less emotional group than this set of thread would lead one to believe. This is a thread for raunchy songs. We do have a What songs do you like to get it on to? Thread, but that's like Barry White shit. This ain't about seduction, it's about horny lust. I'll demonstrate with one of my favorites:

 

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

A horny little Jewish Princess

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

Lonely inside

Well, she can swallow my pride

 

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess

With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess

With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums

I don't want no troll

I just want a Yemenite hole

 

I want a darling little Jewish Princess

Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking

A vicious little Jewish Princess

To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'

All up inside

I just want a Princess to ride

Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

 

I want a funky little Jewish Princess

A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper

A brazen little Jewish Princess

With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits

She can even be poor

So long as she does it with four on the floor

(Vapor-lock)

 

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess

With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters

A fragile little Jewish Princess

With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies

For two or three nights

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

 

- Frank Zappa, Jewish Princess

[King of Snake]

Faithless - If Loving You Is Wrong

 

Watch me ride:

I'm a sexual animal, eat you like a cannibal,

Crammed full of energy,

I'm inflammable,

Yeah, I finish my beer

So come here and get nice while I lick your ear,

Put your legs over there and kinda swing on the chair,

I swear you look wicked with your panties in your hair,

Eyes half closed,

Cute little nose,

And like a pound of self-raising I just rose and rose,

Stepped out of my clothes started doing the right thing,

I was pumping and she was biting,

Yeah, lightning flashed and thunder roared,

The girl had her finger on my keyboard,

Oh lord, this is gonna last all night,

If lovin' you is wrong I don't wanna be right.

 

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

If I come first well that's the worse scenario,

I push you harder than Sanchez Vicario,

I mean it, 20th Century Fox on the screening,

One take like an earthquake make the bed brake,

We be famous worldwide overnight

And get tired of magazine articles we're forced to write.

I take a delight in making the bed springs sing all night,

If lovin' you is wrong I don't wanna be right.

 

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

I give a massage,

Skin supercharge,

Imagination on turbo situation large,

Sometimes you handle me kinda course,

Like a horse, the beds a wrecked

To keep from flying.

I got my teeth in her neck...

 

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[MyLeakyBucket]

Hehe, Spinal Tap sing about sex pretty well.

 

Sex Farm

 

Let's rock and roll

Working on a sex farm

Trying to raise some hard love

Getting out my pitch fork

And poking your hay

 

Scratching in your henhouse

Sniffing at your feedbag

Slipping out your back door

I'm leaving my spray

 

Sex farm woman

I'm gonna mow you down

Sex farm woman

I'll rake and mow you down

 

Sex farm woman

Don't you see my silo risin' high

Working on a sex farm

Hosing down your barn door

Bothering you livestock

They know what I need

 

Working up a hot sweat

I'm scretching in your pea patch

Plowing through your beanfield

Planting my seed

 

Sex farm woman

I'll be your hired hand

Sex farm woman

I'll let my offer stand

Sex farm woman

Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by

by-by-byyyy

 

Working on a sex farm

Wolfing down some cornbread

I'm turning on the tv

Joining the grange.

 

And not forgetting the immortal line from Big Bottom:

 

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo

 

[Silent Bob]

Hehe, Spinal Tap sing about sex pretty well.

 

Even when they're not actually singing. I always liked the beautiful piano piece - Lick My Love Pump.

 

Heh.

 

Classic Rock Song - Stephen Lynch

 

I get home late from work tonight

Baby my body's aching

I can't stop thinking about you and me

And the love that we'll be making

 

So i chill the champagne

Light a candle or two

Baby, all the things I'd do to you

I love you so much my little heart is breakin'

 

Let's make loooove

Baby let's make loooove

Your body fits me like a gloooove

So baby let's make loooove

 

Ain't nobody in the world in love as we are

Making love to you is like bein' inside a shooting star

Now I'm in so deep, baby we're groovin'

I love the way your body's movin'

And I pull it out just a little bit too far

 

And I accidentally stick in your butthoooole

I stick in your butthoooole

I swear that wasn't my gooooal

To put it all up in your booty hoooole

 

And I swear

I'll never do it again

 

Unless you kinda liked it.

 

Ok so maybe that one wasn't such a good choice...

[MetalHeart]

Gravy Train!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yesssssssss.

pure sexual hottness.

 

Double Decker Supreme

CHORUS:

Get down on all fours, open your back door

Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a doood

Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweater

I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leather

 

I had a fantasy since I was nine

'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine

Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick

Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick

I'm such a slut I've tried everything

I've choked down six dix while eatin' Burger King

That ain't shit compared to what I've done

Once jacked off in a hot dog bun

So I got a idea, little boys listen here

Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla

We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon

It's your ass that we'll be munchin'

Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst

Damn my dick is about to burst

Boy I know that your homework is due

But me and Chunx hella wanna screw

 

(CHORUS)

 

Two cocks one poosy, all three pretty juicy

More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy

Your mama looks like Tina Yothers

But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers

We'll take turns givin' ya head

You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread

Stick your dick up in my coochie

I never thought I'd feel so bougie

I'll shove my nipples into your eyes

While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise

I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait

I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait

Playin' this game me and you together

Dress him all up like a daddy of leather

Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream

It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!

 

Oooh this dick tastes like shit

LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!!!

Oooh this clit makes me sick

LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!!

Oooh this dick tastes like shit

LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!!!

Oooh this clit makes me sick

LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!!

[The NZA]

I'm game. I'll open with this classic:

 

Snoop Dogg & the Dogg Pound - Aint No Fun

 

Verse One: Nate Dogg

 

When I met you last night baby

Before you opened up your gap

I had respect for ya lady

But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy

And ya even licked my balls

Leave your number on the cabinet

And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Next time I'm feelin kinda horny

You can come on over, and I'll break you off

And if you can't fuck, that day, baby

Just lay back, and open your mouth

Cause I have never

met a girl

That I love

in the whole wide world

 

Verse Two: Kurupt

 

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke

I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke

I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me

Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?

I have no love for hoes

That's somethin I learned in the pound

so how the fuck am I supposed

to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe

I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times

And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it

Pass it to the homie, now you hit it

Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me

And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me

i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention

Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt

Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

 

Chorus: (repeat 4X)

 

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

 

Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg

 

Guess who back in the motherfuckin house

With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth

Hoes recognize, niggaz do too

Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo

What you gon do? You really don't know

So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe

Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch

Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip

Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger

How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop

Doggy, I'm all the above

I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes

But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it

Cause you know I don't love em

 

Verse Four: Warren G

 

Whoa!

Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow

One for the money, two for the btiches

Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches

In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact

With bitches on my side, and bitches on back

So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get

off your knees and then start jugglin

these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth

It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout

Whoo!

 

Chorus

 

New-school kids like Chief might prefer this one, tho:

http://www.hugelyrics.com/lyrics/135243/Ying_Yang_Twins/Wait

[MetalHeart]

Some good ole FAINT lyrics!

 

Was it more than attraction and a physical lust?

Her loins, my imagination, that first inconceivable touch,

That I was planning, uh, I mean wishing, uh..

How embarassed I’d been if you knew what I was thinking.

 

&

 

casual sex

is it irrational? (yes)

i think it's time to find out why

and soon i fall asleep, it's nighttime.

 

in a dream there's a dolphin

and a soldier, they're walking through the

sand and toward a morgue.

in an office there's a hostess

 

who has carried our friend

and wheeled him into a drawer.

she pulls his file, the air is cold.

down the aisle we follow her

 

i'm thinking casual sex

the feeling. casual sex

the soldier's life's the same as mine

and he's attracted to a nun.

 

but the feeling of sex is nothing possible yet

a new wave soldier's standing next to a young nun.

the nun just has to pace, her gothic skirt over her legs

they're getting warmer toward the insides and their tops.

 

"the inexistence of time"

is not a painting, it's life.

they're into robes and gloves

goblet glass and crosses.

 

the feeling of sex is nothing possible yet.

a new wave soldier is standing next to a young nun.

the sound of her voice, and the handle of the robe

are getting thinner as the whip begins to speak.

 

the nun just strikes a pose.

the soldier's helmet hits the floor.

he's walking backward until he's pinned against stained glass.

 

&

 

(this prolly isn't really meant to be here, but fuck, it's so great haha.)

It's a scene from the movie.

It's an isle at the store.

It's the view of a canyon.

The sound of a sword.

 

It's an orchard peaches.

Your wife in the shower.

While you wait for appointments.

Or as you walk through the park.

 

Oh. uh oh. Erection.

 

You know it's not only love dear.

That can flip the switch up.

You know it probably should be.

Maybe god fucked it up.

 

Oh uh oh. Erection.

 

It boiled up like a tower.

A monument in the park.

It's the cock of a rifle.

A memory in the dark.

 

You tried to keep it a secret.

But now the world's gonna know.

You tried for perfection.

 

But then oh uh oh. erection.

oh uh oh. erection.

 

Sorry so much shit!

[Ganny McVagflaps]

I Wanna Fuck by Screeching Weasel

i wanna sweat,

i wanna scream,

i wanna make you my wet dream come true.

i wanna take you on.

a little lip,

a little teeth and maybe just a little bit of bleed.

i want blood- i'm a fucking animal right now.

i wanna fuck.

i wanna grab,

i wanna grope,

i wanna fuckin' overdose on pussy.

i want more than just a taste.

i wanna hear all of those sounds.

i want your tits and ass and i want your mouth all over me now.

i wanna fuck.

[MetalHeart]

i see you work at night, are you sexually amused?

what's it like to have a room of guys encircling you?

how she moves and how she walks.

they all patiently await while the heat from in their pockets could burn marks into their legs.

without your needs and your support she'd have a job the same as ours - nothing daring.

would she miss a job that's sexual?

 

in every city there are dozens of these clubs where men can go.

some people need a little challenge to their fantasies at home.

there's a little tiny number on a fold of matches,

the ink drips from a little dancer's pen.

everybody wants that fold of matches to reinflate their confidence.

hey, it is a job, it pays a lot.

is it disservicing someone?

and is it good to get these men worked up so sexual?

older dancers gag at what new talent seems to mean.

smaller tits and younger limbs can cause a fit of rivalry.

 

but it is a job, it pays a lot.

is it disservicing someone?

and is it good to get these men worked up so sexual?

[MetalHeart]

You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!

Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.

You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!

Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.

 

'Cause you are long in the pants, short in the weiner, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.

Long in the pants, short in the weiner, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.

Long in the PANTS, short in the WEINER, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.

Long in the pants and short in the weiner, suckin' my muff like a vacuum cleaner.

 

You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!

Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.

You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!

Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.

 

Yeah, she doesn't have the titties, she doesn't have the ass.

She doesn't have the thick-ass Mexican thighs that I possess.

She doesn't have the titties, she doesn't have the ass.

She doesn't have the thick-ass Mexican thighs that I possess.

 

Girl, why you always gotta be hella flashin' on me girl?

Always gotta be hella archin' your little back and workin' your little ass, girl... you motherfuckin' funky cold medina and shit, girl .

Making me hella, hella, hella randy and shit.

You know I gotta be jackin' home but you know what girl?

Come on, you keep it up girl, you know you want to show me!

Oh, girl, oh girl come on. Oh, oh, oh shit girl!

Oh, oh, give it to me girl! You know you make me...

You make me...you make me...you make me...

Oh, oh, you make me so nervous, girl.

[Acalis]

I am surprised no one has mentioned this '80s hit:

 

George Michael - I Want Your Sex (Part 1)

 

There's things that you guess

And things that you know

There's boys you can trust

And girls that you don't

There's little things you hide

And little things that you show

Sometimes you think you're gonna get it

But you don't and that's just the way it goes

 

I swear i won't tease you

Won't tell you no lies

I don't need no bibte

Just look in my eyes

I've waited so long baby

Now that we're friends

Every man's got his patience

And here's where mine ends

 

I want your sex

I want you

I want your sex

 

It's playing on my mind

It's dancing on my soul

It's taken so much time

So why don't you just let me go

I'd really like to try

Oh i'd really love to know

When you tell me you're gonna regret it

Then i tell you that i love you but you still say no!

 

I swear i won't tease you

Won't tell you no lies

I don't need no bibte

Just look in my eyes

I've waited so long baby

Out in the cold

 

I want your sex

I want your love

I want your.. Sex

 

It's natural

It's chemical (let's do it)

It's logical

Habitual (can we do it?)

It's sensual

But most of all...

Sex is something we should do

Sex is something for me and you

 

Sex is natural - sex is good

Not everybody does it

But everybody should

Sex is natural - sex is fun

Sex is best when it's... One on one

One on one

 

I'm not your father

I'm not your brother

Talk to your sister

I am a lover

 

C-c-c-c-come on

 

What's your definition of dirty baby

What do you consider pornography

Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby

Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

 

What's your definition of dirty baby

What do you call pornography

Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby

Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

 

Sex with me

Sex with me

Have sex with me

 

C-c-c-c-come on.

[MusicManiac]

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

 

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

Baby got back!

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*

Til the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}

If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

 

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'

to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Give me a sista, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back!

 

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

 

[Ganny McVagflaps]

"An Ode to Cara Barry" by TheWhackedBand

 

You may be 14 but I love your titties

You may be 14 but I love your butt

And I'd like to ram it up ya

I'd really like to ram it up ya

I love your bum, bum, bum, bum

I love your bum, bum, bum, bum

I love your bum

I love your bum

[MusicManiac]

Tenacious D -

 

That's the first thing I say to you, How's it goin`? Are you flowin`? Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you. Showin`, growin`. And I'd like to place my hands upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze, and squeeze.

 

Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look, cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch. Pretty oils and perfume, and insense. Now you're groovin, put on a cool '70s groove, a funky groove to fuck you, the funky groove that fucks you. You guessed it, me, me and KG.

 

It's all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans. Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch? That's what I'm offerin` you. You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes. You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with a feather, the French tickler, look out baby he's got the tools.

 

And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it's me, it's JB, I'm suckin` on your toes. We don't mind suckin` on toes. Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes. Havin` sex with me and KG, now you're talkin` double-team, supreme.

[FireDownBelow]

Anything by Lords of Acid

[Acalis]

Mousse T. Vs. Hot Lyrics

Song: Horny Lyrics

 

I'm horny all night long

You got me horny in the morning

And you know uh oh

I tried to call you

But I can't find the telephone

I sent a message through the internet

But it rejected

I wrote a letter and I sent it

But uh oh oh

The postage takes so long

So I got to sing this song

To let you know how I feel

What's the deal baby

I can't wait for you

And the things you make me do

My heart is ringing so I'm singing

This song for you

 

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

 

I search from time to time

But I can't find my bedroom

Now I got so desperate that

I sent a rocket to the moon

In New York City, someone said

They saw you singing the blues

But it was a man from nowhere land

That looked like you

Now we'll keep searching' on

This feeling's much too strong

My heart is ringing and I'm

Singing this song for you

 

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

 

The postage takes so long

So I got to sing this song

To let you know how I feel

What's the deal baby

I can't wait for you

And the things you make me do

My heart is ringing so I'm singing

This song for you

 

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

[MusicManiac]

Sean Paul - Shake That Thing

 

 

Intro-

Yeah!

Well dey a hav some bwoy a gwaan like dem a gal short

(Dem a get caught)

Yuh bwoy a dem mind a nuh too sharp

Yuh dun kno say right now,

Blackshot and Sean-A-Paul a lef dem inna di dark

(Dutty Yeah!)

True to our ways jus gimme di light and pass di dro

Dey gyals a likein pon our flow

Hear what I say now rudebwoy

Di girls nuh waan nuh friars nuh connivers

Watch out let me talk to har den

 

[Chorus]

Girl it is on, at four o' clock in di morn'

An I been watchin' you shake dat ting

Man dem a try, dem a get deny

Caw I'm gonna tek dat ting

Girl it is mine, a long time me a line

An pan we fi waan you to shake dat ting

Gyal dem a round an

Dem a try tek yuh crown

A nuff a dem just, ain't nothing

 

 

[Verse]

Dat ting a weh yuh got dey

Weh yuh get it from, a mus yuh mama

Do you fault dey, from me like a champion a bubble pon di

Chart dey, gyal a look yuh hav me

A we waan to slap dey from di front an to di back dey

From di bed an to di matinee,

We haffi blow, pull out di guns an pop pop

It's dey fault dey, energy dey dey a so dey gimme di buff

An look pon me, baby put it on me

Right a now yuh mek di Dutty dap a feel horny

 

[Chorus]

Girl it is on, at four o' clock in di morn'

An I been watchin' you shake dat ting

Man dem a try, dem a get deny

Caw I'm gonna tek dat ting

Girl it is mine, a long time me a line

An pan we fi waan you to shake dat ting

Gyal dem a round an

Dem a try tek yuh crown

A nuff a dem just, ain't nothing

 

[Verse]

From yuh step up inna di place, dance just light up

Man dem a run alla dem chase an dem a hype up

Which one, a which one a dem a get it first, fight up

Looks like dem man dey a go up inna di Fight Club

I can ear dem say, gyal yuh body look ripe up

An dem waan play all dey number dem a type up

Waan tek yuh away, but it was me dat she sight up

Sean-A-Paul everyday a get di lovin, well a hype's up

 

 

[/i][Chorus]

Girl it is on, at four o' clock in di morn'

An I been watchin' you shake dat ting

Man dem a try, dem a get deny

Caw I'm gonna tek dat ting

Girl it is mine, a long time me a line

An pan we fi waan you to shake dat ting

Gyal dem a round an

Dem waan tek yuh crown

A nuff a dem just, ain't nothing

 

[Verse]

Dat ting a weh yuh got dey

Weh yuh get it from, a mus yuh mama

Do you fault dey, from me like a champion a bubble pon di

Chart dey, gyal a look yuh hav me

A we waan to slap dey from di front an to di back dey

From di bed an to di matinee,

We haffi blow, pull out di guns an pop pop

It's dey fault dey, energy dey dey a so dey gimme di buff

An look pon me, baby put it on me

Right a now yuh mek di Dutty dap a feel horny

 

[Chorus]

Girl it is on, at four o' clock in di morn'

An I been watchin' you shake dat ting

Man dem a try, dem a get deny

Caw I'm gonna tek dat ting

Girl it is mine, a long time me a line

An pan we fi waan you to shake dat ting

Gyal dem a round an

Dem a try tek yuh crown

A nuff a dem just, ain't nothing[/i]

[LightningOBO]

Doin' It

LL Cool J

 

(album version-Explicit Lyrics)

 

Go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn, go Brooklyn

 

It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny

Conventional methods of making love kinda bore me

I wanna knock your block off

Get my rocks off

Blow your socks off

Make sure your G spot's soft

 

I'm 'ma call you big daddy

And scream your name

Matter of fact I can't wait for your candy rain

 

So what 'chu saying

I get my swerve on

Bring it live

Make it last forever

Damn, the kitty cat's tired

 

Mmmmm, daddy slow down your flow

Put it on me like a G, baby

Nice and slow

I need a rough neck nigga, mandingo and a sec

Who ain't afraid to pull my hands

Spank me from the back

 

No doubt

I'm the player that your talking about

 

Um hum, but do you really think that you could work it out

 

I guarantee you shorty

It's real

Baby stick it out

Here comes the man of steel

 

1 - Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well,

Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well,

Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well

I represent Queens she was raised out in Brooklyn

Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well,

Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well,

Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well

I represent Queens she was raised out in Brooklyn

I'm in the mix now

Searching for the right spot to hit

Now get down

 

Damn I love a dig now

You use a rubber?

 

Damn right

 

You are my lover?

 

All night

 

The putty good to you

Hurt the mother

 

 

Mad tight

The only thing left to do it climax

Lets make it last

 

Don't worry, we ain't goin' on like that

All this time you been telling me that you was a Don

 

I tried to warn you girl

You wouldn't listen

Now lets get it on

 

Oooo you made me wild

Don't do that, chill

Wait a minute baby

Let me please you back

 

You talk a good one shorty

Love, you're making me sweat

 

How a live nigga like it girl?

 

Nice and wet

We get it on till the break of dawn

Damn your large

How a big girl like it daddy?

 

Nice and hard

Safe sexing it

Flexing it

Getting mad affectionate

Chewing it

Doin' it

All while we're doing it

 

Repeat 1

 

Baby I wanna hit it in the worst way

 

To make ya hot

 

Scheming on the ass since the first day

 

Don't stop

Damn I love it when you talk like that

Make it bounce sugar

 

Long as you can bounce me back

Mo flesh than the Greek fest

 

Roll up the sense

 

Pass the Hennessey

 

Put my body to the test

Way, way back

Many niggas ago

I was a young girl listening to how you flow

Now's my chance to hit you

Oh daddy I'm grown

From the back

From the side

 

Right

I'm in the zone

One of a kind

When it's time to do mine

Camcorder and the whole shit

 

Press rewind

Let it flow on screen

While we puff some "L"

Laying back in the cut while we're under the spell

 

Word life

I like the way the "f" went down

Go to sleep

Tomorrow I'll take you back down town

We'll be

[the division of joy]

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

 

 

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard

[Senshik]

Yeah this one's pretty bad. But I have yet to have a lover who wants to bang me to this classy tune.

They alwasys said no.

 

Damn it! It's all there in the LYRICS! THE LYRICS!!!!

She needs to tell

So give her inches

And feed her well

 

 

80's hair bands are my rock genre cheap pleasure.

 

Rock you like A Hurricane - Scorpions

 

It's early morning

The sun comes out

Last night was shaking

And pretty loud

My cat is purring

And scratches my skin

So what is wrong

With another sin

The bitch is hungry

She needs to tell

So give her inches

And feed her well

More days to come

New places to go

I've got to leave

It's time for a show

 

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

 

My body is burning

It starts to shout

Desire is coming

It breaks out loud

Lust is in cages

Till storm breaks loose

Just have to make it

With someone I choose

The night is calling

I have to go

The wolf is hungry

He runs to show

He's licking his lips

He's ready to win

On the hunt tonight

For love at first sting

 

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

[CjDucky]

A little classic rock for Y'all..

Artist--Jethro Tull

Song--Hunting Girl

Album--Tales from the Wood

 

One day I walked the road and crossed a field

to go by where the hounds ran hard.

And on the master raced: behind the hunters chased

to where the path was barred.

One fine young lady's horse refused the fence to clear.

I unlocked the gate but she did wait until the pack had disappeared.

 

Crop handle carved in bone;

sat high upon a throne of finest English leather.

The queen of all the pack,

this joker raised his hat and talked about the weather.

All should be warned about this high born Hunting Girl.

She took this simple man's downfall in hand;

I raised the flag that she unfurled.

 

Boot leather flashing and spurnecks the size of my thumb.

This highborn hunter had tastes as strange as they come.

Unbridled passion: I took the bit in my teeth.

Her standing over --- me on my knees underneath.

 

My lady, be discrete.

I must get to my feet and go back to the farm.

Whilst I appreciate you are no deviate,

I might come to some harm.

I'm not inclined to acts refined, if that's how it goes.

Oh, high born Hunting Girl,

I'm just a normal low born so and so.

 

 

 

Mmmmm... outdoor sex....

[La Lindsay]

rock the casbah by the clash

[MusicManiac]

 

 

 

Akon I wanna fuck you Lyrics

(featuring: Snoop Dogg)

 

[Akon:] Convict...Music...and you know we a front.

 

[Chorus: Akon]

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,

I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno

I wanna fuck you, you already know

I wanna fuck you, you already know

 

[snoop Dogg]

Money in the air as mo feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,

dont tell, wont tell, baby said I dont talk dogg but she told on me, oh well,

take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u,

if u pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you,

I'm stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip ridinin them poles and them doors is tight

and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life.

 

[Chorus: Akon]

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,

I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno

I wanna fuck you, you already know

I wanna fuck you, you already know

 

[Akon]

Shorty I can see u aint lonely handfull of niggas n they all got G's,

so u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,

tryin get u up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,

throwin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cuz I'm far from a scrub,

u kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines,

girl I spend money like it dont mean nuthin n besides I got a thing for u.

 

[Chorus: Akon]

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,

I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno

I wanna fuck you, you already know

I wanna fuck you, you already know

 

[snoop Dogg]

Mobbin' through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin),

birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see u (baby I see u),

its cool we jet the mood is set,

your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck,

ur body is movin' u humpin' n jumpin' ur titties is bouncin' u smilin' n grinin' n lookin at me.

 

[Akon]

Girl n while your looking at me im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,

baby u got a phatty the type I like to marry wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda scary,

cuz I'm lovin the way you shake your ass , bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,

lil' mully dont get caught up to fast but I got a thing for you.

 

[Chorus: Akon]

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,

I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno

I wanna fuck you, you already know

I wanna fuck you, you already know

 

[Chorus: Akon]

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,

I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno

I wanna fuck you, you already know

I wanna fuck you, you already know

 

girl...

 

_______________________

 

 

Akon Smack That Lyrics

Akon Smack That Lyrics (feat. Eminem)

 

[Akon:]

 

Shady

Konvict

Upfront

Akon

Slim Shady

 

I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!

I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo

Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo

and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me

 

[Chorus (2X)]

 

Smack that all on the floor

Smack that give me some more

Smack that 'till you get sore

Smack that oh-oooh!

 

Upfront style ready to attack now

pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down

Konvicts got the whole thing packed now

Step in the club now and wardobe intact now!

I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)

I see it dull and backed now

I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down

Money no problem, pocket full of that now!

 

I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo

Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo

and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me

 

[Chorus (2x)]

 

[Eminem:]

 

Ooh...Looks like another club banger

They better hang on when they throw this thing on

Get a lil drink on

They gonna flip for this Akon shit

You can bank on it!

Pedicure medicure kitty-cat claws

The way she climbs up and down them poles

Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls

Trying to hold my woodie back thru my chores

Steps upstage and think I saw

Creeps up behind me, shes like "yoo"

I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase

No time to waste back to my place

Starts from the club to the crib it's like a mile away

I'm more like a pal of shall I say

Plus I got pal of gal? his game

In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing

"Akon!"

 

[Akon:]

 

I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo

Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo

and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me

 

[Chorus]

 

Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo

And all marvelous them rolling

Women just holding big booty rollin'

Soon I'll be on Eminem throwin "D!"

Hittin on less than "Three!"

Block wheel style like "Whee!"

Girl I can tell you want me because lately

 

I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo

Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo

and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me

 

[Chorus]

Lyrics Directory > Akon > Smack That

[defgoddess]

Damn it! It's all there in the LYRICS! THE LYRICS!!!!

She needs to tell

So give her inches

And feed her well

80's hair bands are my rock genre cheap pleasure.

hello, that song is about THE BERLIN WALL... come on now.

 

i was looking at my favorite songs of all time, and either they're freaking depressing/sad or about sex. hmmmmm...

 

and with that... it's a twofer... a double for your money... bang bang!

 

Deftones - Passenger

Here I lay

still and breathless

just like always

still I want some more

mirrors sideways

who cares what's behind me

just like always

still your passenger

chrome buttons, buckles and leather surfaces

these and other lucky witnesses

now to calm me

This time won't you please

drive faster

roll the windows down

this cool night air is curious

let the whole world look in

who cares who sees anything

I'm your passenger

I'm your passenger

drop these down and

put them on me

nice cool seats

there to cushion your knees

now to calm me

take me around again

just don't pull over

this time would you please drive faster

roll the windows down

this cool night air is curious

let the whole world look in

who cares who sees what tonight

roll these misty windows down

to catch my breath again

and then go and go and go just drive me

home then back again

here I lay just like always

don't let me

go take me to the edge

[defgoddess]

ok, favorite song ever out of the way--onto even sleazier fare! woot. this song is fucking plain as day and dirty, so that's why i have it as my ringtone

 

Inside of You- Hoobastank

It seems so obvious

There's something up with us

I smell the feeling

From across the room

So can I ask you this?

Not to be forward, miss

But I think I'll kill myself

If I never know

 

What do I have to do

To get inside of you?

To get inside of you?

Cause I love the way you move

When I'm inside of you

When I'm inside of you

 

Just ask and I will do

Anything you want me to

There is no limit

To how far I will go

And I'm sure I can't pretend

To be a gentlemen

But before I begin

I just gotta know

Just gotta know

 

What do I have to do

To get inside of you?

To get inside of you?

Cause I love the way you move

When I'm inside of you

When I'm inside of you

 

For now I'll play the game

And I'm waiting for your move

But I've got to say

that I never lose

 

What do I have to do

To get inside of you?

To get inside of you?

What do I have to do

To get inside of you?

To get inside of you?

Cause I love the way you move

When I'm inside of you

When I'm inside of you

When I'm inside of you

You...

You...

You...

When I'm inside of you