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I remember you talking about wanting to be sensitive to you're best friend's feeling about dating his sister. If you were really 90% evil, that story would have ended

 

"...and then I drank the tears that he cried, as I forced him, Clockwork Orange style, to watch the videos I shot of me ramming his sister in the ass while she was fucked up on ruphies. I also made him watch me email the video to multiple fetish porn sites. Then I rubbed his face with a brillo pad and poured vinegar on the wounds."

 

Instead I just read a bunch of crap about how you wanted your best friend to be OK with your dating his sister. What a pansy. 90% evil my ass. More like evil poser extraordinaire.

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OK, I'm sorry, but I couldn't take this test, even for fun.

 

I mean they mark you down for evil if you like shooting guns, if you like porn, if you like violent video games and if you don't believe in god.

 

Those are bogus standards of evil. Then there's all the questions that are way too vague.

 

Ever broken the law? I mean that puts murder on par with stealing CDs from Best Buy.

 

Forget it, I'm just gonna go back to instigating shit in the Werewolf thread.

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You Are 76% Evil

 

evil-4.jpg

 

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.

Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

 

How Evil Are You?

 

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

 

Most of the things in the list werent necessarily evil. Just things that sound bad but in practicality arent that evil at all. Basically things most people have done at some point and felt a little bad about for a while but no more than that.

 

Still though. I wouldnt want people seeing what i ticked.

 

On a related topic, heres what kind of drunk I am:

You're a Wild Drunk

 

wild-drunk.jpg

 

You cant get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

 

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

 

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

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OK, I'm sorry, but I couldn't take this test, even for fun.

 

I mean they mark you down for evil if you like shooting guns, if you like porn, if you like violent video games and if you don't believe in god.

 

Those are bogus standards of evil. Then there's all the questions that are way too vague.

 

Ever broken the law? I mean that puts murder on par with stealing CDs from Best Buy.

 

Forget it, I'm just gonna go back to instigating shit in the Werewolf thread.

 

I know exactly what you mean man. S'not even a question of whether or not you're evil. You're gay so you'll burn in hell no matter what.

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