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Jumbie, as a man whoi digs a sport combining the thankless grunting effort of bowling with an autistic version of Baseball & wraps it all in the edge-of-your-seat thriller of watching grass grow, your op-aye-nion don't carry a lotta weater when it comes to Vida.

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Jumbie, as a man whoi digs a sport combining the thankless grunting effort of bowling with an autistic version of Baseball & wraps it all in the edge-of-your-seat thriller of watching grass grow, your op-aye-nion don't carry a lotta weater when it comes to Vida.

 

You got it all wrong. Being a player of a sport that requires tracking and intercepting a relatively small object, I have excellent eyesight.

 

And my eyesight is telling me that that chica is weird-looking.

 

Or,

 

to borrow a line from Forest Gump, I may not be a straight man, but I know what 'hot' is.

 

And it's not her.

 

You guys hyping her reminds me of my brother's teenage obsession with ugly-ass Niki Taylor back in the day.

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Hahaha

 

Yeah, ain't nothin' wrong with a hot bus. Shit, people should catch more public transport anyways. Jumbs, you should take this idea to your local council, sell it for a mint. Sure you'll have to deal with seeing Vida everywhere, but you'll be a rich man 'cause who wouldn't pay a dollar to ride her all the way to the shop?

 

And since you're not picking up on my subtleness: Fuck Cricket and the horse it rode in on.

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Possom of the Grotto - Rasputina

 

He lives under the banyon tree

When I'm in trouble, he helps me

I hear him creep through the leaves at night

His flesh is pink, but his fur, it's white snow white!

 

No meat, no bread

Get inside his little head

 

'Cuz he's the possum of the grotto

Possum of the grotto

Alkalize or die

 

Don't complain about humidity

'Cuz if the yard is damp, that is where he'll be

Don't be racist against this albino

I have kissed his lips and seen his red eyes shine, oh!

 

Get inside his little head

 

'Cuz he's the possum of the grotto

Prophet of vibrato

Alkilize or die

 

Cheek to cheek

Don't be shy

Alkilize or die

 

Beast to beast

Eye to eye

Alkilize or die

 

No meat, no bread

 

Possum of the grotto

Possum of the grotto

Alkalize or die

 

'Cuz he's the possum of the grotto

Prophet of vibrato

Alkilize or die

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