Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 i) Will TulipO's Preacher quest keep her from finding out that me and DA8 actually are one and the same? ii) Was that you flashing your boobies on that Girl's Gone Wild commercial? Come clean. iii) Coke or Pepsi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Will TulipO's Preacher quest keep her from finding out that me and DA8 actually are one and the same? Wait, so...you know, if both of you are DA8, that would explain his post count over there. Was that you flashing your boobies on that Girl's Gone Wild commercial? Come clean. ... My lawyers said I did not have to comment on that alleged incident. The cameraman also said "Whatevah happens in Louisiana, stays in Louisiana" and he said he's make me a star.... Coke or Pepsi? You know? I really dont drink sodas, honestly. Not my thing. Sprite's ok if nothin else is around, but i go for juices. Chocolate milk's still the best by me. But coke, cause it goes well with Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Have ya ever drank Diet Coke and Jack? I gots the idea when Bill Murray was sluggin' it in Rushmore. It tastes puh-retty darn good if I do say so myself.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Have ya ever drank Diet Coke and Jack? I gots the idea when Bill Murray was sluggin' it in Rushmore. It tastes puh-retty darn good if I do say so myself.. No, no i havent...but after a few of em, you could prolly sub the coke with battery acid and i woudlnt notice. Im a lightweight these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 1) Your pick for the Marvel character that should be killed off in a heartbeat? 2) Your pick for the Marvel character that should return from the grave? 3) Jorge and his inability to ward off strippers. Coincidence? Voodoo magic? Inability to let a good girl down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Your pick for the Marvel character that should be killed off in a heartbeat? Hmm...if i couldnt kill off the Thing or the entire FF (sorry, guess ill read the ultimate book first), I'd say Toad, for one - he's a suck-ass character, i dont know why the first movie had him, but now i gotta see his dumb ass in the books as a result. I mean, you know...there's a lot to vote for here, between Moduk and Paste-Pot-Pete, but i dont really see those guys much in the books i read. For instance, i always thought that Hulk villian "The Leader" was guy (he's green, with a massive head...great), but i havent seen him since this really bad issue of Wolverine. Oh, and if anyone brings em back, id wanna kill a bunch of Wolvy's weak villians, like Bloodscream, Mr X (ugh), Roadhouse....yeah, im a fanboy on this one, could be here all day... Your pick for the Marvel character that should return from the grave? Uncle Ben! Nah...id say Colossus if i was readin more of the normal X-books, its weak that he's gone...i mean, no one really got into Psylocke, but Collosus was a classic. I hear X-Man (Age of Apocalypse leftover) died....you know, his series sucked, but Warren Ellis reall had him doin cool shit by the end of it, i think he had potential...as long as you can make him not look just like a younger version of Cable. Jorge and his inability to ward off strippers. Coincidence? Voodoo magic? Inability to let a good girl down? That whore still hasnt signed up...im going with "all of the above", but more importantly, its going from a complete lack of booty to far too much high-quality booty; the shifting of gears leaves him wantin to put some women through college, just to touch de hei-nee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Which superheros/villains do the Hondo's Bar members more closely resemble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Hmm...board itself: DD was DareDevil, HB could be Hellblazer? Members...id tirade on here bout me as Wolvy, You as Iron Monkey, Jumbie's Batman, as Conan (i guess), etc, but...lets be honest. This needs to be a thread, preferrably in general. PS Jax can be Speedball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangent Man Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Why do people continue to go off topic? Even knowing that I am here? Are they retarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 In the interest of stying on topic... 1) IrishCowboy, who has gone off topic man...what does he mean?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Why do people continue to go off topic? Even knowing that I am here? Are they retarded? People intrinsically go off-topic, just as they did when god asked them to leave the tree of knowledge alone in eden....most find disobeying authoirty as "fun", especially authority they believe was unalbe to find the new board's address. Some of them may very well be retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 IrishCowboy, who has gone off topic man...what does he mean?!? Not so much in this thread, but on the rest of the board, its pretty rampant, i suppose. We all go off topic, kid. He simply means that if we continue to do so, we'll prolly get our penises caught in zippers, though I'm not entirely sure what the implications of this are for you females. I imagine labia-in-the-zipper would feel no better, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 WHo has the magic stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 WHo has the magic stick? Depite 50's claims otherwise (i made two-thirty-five off the royalties for his claim), i, in fact, have legal claim to my magic stick, and will produce evidence thereof whenever Don King is ready to meet me in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 who is your favorite east indian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 *sigh* now i get fan service, hah..that's a trip. You know it's you, miss Heartlessbitch, but the polls show that a younger miss Shakira Baksh (now Caine, the wife of Micheal Caine) isnt far behind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangent Man Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Tangent Man wants to PUKE now... thank you HB & IC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Tangent Man wants to PUKE now... thank you HB & IC... The Irish Cowboy says it was on topic, puke all you want. You know, the old Tangent Man, he'dve been more bothered by Blargh, whereas youre rather comfortable with it...impostor. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 What was your favorite question to answer so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 What's Tangent Man's major malfunction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 What was your favorite question to answer so far? Hmm..your first one on boys being confusing was fun, i like the ones that set up elaborate answers like that. Heartless' last one on indianoids was nice, cause i got to show boobies. Chief & 2Track ask fanboy comic ones...those are great. I dont even have to be clever. Oh..and this one, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 What's Tangent Man's major malfunction? Tangent Man's tale is a tragic one, indeed. Tangenacious Mahnn III, the first of an inrrelevant number of children, has done everything in his power to go through life as narrow-minded as possible, which is rather difficult in this world of, as Mos Def desribes it, "Short attention spans, short tempers, and short skirts". Despite the existential reprocussions of living not only one-dimensionally, but also as a geometrical figure, Tangy rose above it all, and now seeks only to maintain relevancy in the 84 boards he participates in from time to time...he seeks digital order in a world of chaos. Hated and feared by his countrymen, Tagenacious is a man who exists outside of the times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Who's your favorite porn-star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 Who's your favorite porn-star? Hah! To insinuate that I view pornography, how lewd. But, if i did, i'd say Aria Giovanni, LeAnna Scott, Mimi Miyagi (or Minka, they always mix those 2 up, but Minka's stacked), Sierra, etc...Tara Patrick's overrated, ya know? Also, there's this one blonde, im dyin to know her name, but...anyway, if that was my kinda thing, i'd dig some o' them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Why do women look forward to going to friends weddings (in which they dont even participate in anything)? Why do women have to buy a dress for 1 event and wear it once...instead like us guys were same suit over and over? How come womens orgasm are so much better than our spluge second? What the hell is up with cat fights...how come you never see a woman just deck another bitch the hell out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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