The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 1) Whatever happened to the women on this forum? You know, i was just about to make a Jax joke, then i noticed 3 of our top 10 posters yesterday were chicks - Tussin, Heartless & Tulip. Eeyore's on today, so was Ruby's Angel. Def & Goatboy's Girl have been around...Kat seems lost, the rest got offended and left i figure. Is Sisqo gay or not? What about Ricky Martin? Ricky Martin is blatnatly so, or at least metrosexual, which is fancy-talk for gay. As for Sisqo...look, we just got done talkin about offendin pepole right off the board; let's not lose 2Track in the process. Will I ever get laid by a hot asian chick? Signs point to no, but if, for whatever reason, things dont work out with I-lean (be sure to let me know), i see your chances with an unnatractive-to-medicore asian chick as being rather high, espeically with your new job. Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 What is your deepest darkest secret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 how many licks does it take to get to a center to a tootise pop? (i got to know!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 What is your deepest darkest secret? ... Knowing everything doesnt mean im gonna answer everything. But ill say this much: Me, Chief & your boy Ario are close....very close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 how many licks does it take to get to a center to a tootise pop? (i got to know!) The goddamn owl said three; its good enough for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 But ill say this much: Me, Chief & your boy Ario are close....very close So that explains Reflex.....interesting! :gay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 what didyou mean by "shes a very healthy girl" ? MMMMM damnit people so what if i sometimes like to eat????! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 So that explains Reflex.....interesting! :gay: You know how it is...he's our pinch hitta; when the startin lineup aint playin right, we come of the bench with 'im. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 what didyou mean by "shes a very healthy girl" ?MMMMM damnit people so what if i sometimes like to eat????! Healthy, thick [adj]: She got a ba-doonk-a-dunk that wont quit and a rack that makes me do this ergo, she's fwine. A whole lotta woman, chunky, damn! you can see that thing from the front! [adj, kind of] - not so much. Speakin generally, its important to know which side of the line youre on. If youre on both, well, there ya go; enjoy your kentucky fried cheetos. fuentes, chicks from group 2 dont get free drinks & everyone's attention in jacuzzi's, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 crown victoria or a impala? SNL or MadTV? why the hell do ppl use aftershave? ( it just burns and maked you red, i say mach 3 that bitch and go ) if you had to narrow it down... who would you list as the top 5 comedians of all times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 i) How did Jax scare all the laydeez away? ii) Could BigChiefSlapaho saying stuff about Sisqo playing for the away team be the reason that the Asian honeys ain't biting. Case in point - I love Sisqo and my last girlfriend/fuck buddy was Korean... iii) Why is Bono such a cock and ball merchant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 crown victoria or a impala? Rollin in my '64...with all the bitches sayin: let me ride...yeah, from the souf. Impala by default, but no switches; that shit has to kill your shocks. SNL or MadTV? Well...SNL has history of good seasons, but theyre sporadically good lately. I hear Mad TV's fun, but whenever i see it, its shit. So SNL, but only casue of Will Farrel (sp). For what its worth, In Living Color beat em both out. why the hell do ppl use aftershave? ( it just burns and maked you red, i say mach 3 that bitch and go ) Let's be honest: we mock chicks for spendin so much $ on makeup, accessories etc but we'll drop $5 to gilette if they subconscioulsy convince us itll get us a better chance at pussy. If you want to smell better, bathe. If you want chicks, get money, and show that you have it. Im with you on the mach 3's, though i believe jesus hismelf would find it perfectly moral to steal the replacement blades. $8 for like 4? Thanks, ill take 3 sets via five-finger discount. if you had to narrow it down... who would you list as the top 5 comedians of all times? Hmm...not an easy one, man. Random order, here we go. 1) Bill Hicks 2) Carlos Mencia 3) Chris Rock 4) George Carlin, for the sake of classics 5) While were on classics...this spot'd go to Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams (even if he does steal people's shit), maybe Richard Pryor, its been a while. Im leavin out lotsa good people tho. We should do a poll. Then another for all the non-funny bitches, like Roseanne, Rosie, that lesbian with the big nasty lips, and that chick with the flaming red hair that was in that show Newsradio, i think. She was on Seinfeld once too (dammit, forgot him on the list), still wasnt fuckin funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 How did Jax scare all the laydeez away? There was this thread a long time back, right? We were talkin bout lesbians & such, and jax went on his rant about how lesbians arent so hot, theyre just competition for gettin some, and then this chick who everybody blows up like guiness pours from her twat (based on a headshot), Octopus, got mad offended, and went on a small tirade, and she & jax were goin back & forth and then BOOM! Jax just put up a digital pic of his cock, just like that. Old board shit, prolly wont show no more. It was great. Could BigChiefSlapaho saying stuff about Sisqo playing for the away team be the reason that the Asian honeys ain't biting. Case in point - I love Sisqo and my last girlfriend/fuck buddy was Korean... Not much has been published thus far on your "Sisqo/Asian poon" theory thus far; Ive done fairly well with the asian community, but then again I havent spoken ill against the former Dru Hill member, either. I certainly wouldnt belittle the man after his groundbreaking backups in Will Smith's now-classic "Wicky Wild, wicky Wild, wicky wicky Wild Wild West". Why is Bono such a cock and ball merchant? If the wholesale of cock & ball (prior to the scene being largely taken over by eBay & the triads last spring) can benefit starving children in ethernopia, you can bet Bono is on it like stink on a rabid, ninja-infested ethernopian monkey. Sting might get there first tho, then it's a pay-per-view cockjoust sponsored by Compaq and BMW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Why does coochie smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 Why does coochie smell? There's folklore tales of fish being thrown into the whole "sugar & spice" thing, as i mentioned before. Some theorize that if it wasnt for this deterrent, man wouldve ovrebred around 40 AD. Others still say its leftovers from our evolutionary process which, of course, began from the ocean. You would think these chicks would've cleaned since then; i mean, that was a long-ass time ago. Personally...my theory is that, phermones be damned; structurally, having such a device in an area with so many vessels (and warmth) - potential for sweat - plus kinda hairy if not groomed, and again, the structure itself is this odd thing with different holes for pee pee, shlong, etc...i find the layout mildly confusing, especially in the dark, and am not at all surprised if the ventilation system is compromised, leaving the distinct scent it does. My penis, on the other hand, smells like daisies and roses. And penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Mine too. Heartless, c'mere & I'll show you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 i) Cream-pie - tasty snack or horrible porn move? ii) Why does Gary Glitter still get played at sports events even though all the royalty money he gets goes to pay for his child prostitutes? iii) The Sox or the Yanks? iv) What song d'you dig that no one knows ya do? v) Jail-Bait time....Hillary Duff or Amanda Bynes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 .... Omniscience...does not mean pacifism. :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 i) Was that directed at me? ii) When are ya gonna answer the God damn questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 The fact is, went Octopus saw my cock, she locked the door to her room, and the pic has been on her screen ever since. See didn't stop posting, she stopped doing everything else, but staring at my cock (and fiddling with herself from time to time. And as far as Theyre a fun band, sure, but only on a greatest hits, or maybe Razor's Edge, tops In 2004, it will be 30 years since AC/DC released their first record in Austrailia, and they still haven't released a grestest hits (or best of) complilation of any sort, other that their two live albums (If You Want Blood...You Got It, and AC/DC Live). So all AC/DC album sales (they are the all-time #5 album selling group in history, after the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and the Eagles) are based on the sale of albums that don't include greatest hits. AC/DC still sounds great today. On to questions: 1) A full beard on me: good idea or not? 2) Men shaving pubes: Gay or just clean? 3) If the answere to #2 is 'gay', is it still gay if it's at the request of a female lover, perhaps as a condition to a deal in which she does something you want? 4) Cage match: Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh. Who would win? 5) Where the programmers and game makers of Super Mario Bros big druggies, or is it all just another part of the whole Japanese culture thing that I don't understand (like anime characters sparkle, or fall down when they hear a joke or somehing they don't like)? 6) Great taste...or less filling? 7) If a tree falls in the woods, and it hits Bill O'Reilly, should I tell anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 Cream-pie - tasty snack or horrible porn move? Why cant we have both, mr bukkake man...? Why does Gary Glitter still get played at sports events even though all the royalty money he gets goes to pay for his child prostitutes? Man's gotta make a livin somehow. Those kids arent gonna touch themselves, you know. Actually, that's not true at all... The Sox or the Yanks? Yanks; they got history. Plus, you can always ask people "do you prefer the Phillies or the Yankees?" and then they go "Yankees.." and you go "YANKEEZ NUTZ, BIATCH!" and its great. It works with Phillies too, fortunately, unlike that unfunny dillema you reach when someone actually digs cassettes over CD's... What song d'you dig that no one knows ya do? Enrique Iglesias - Be With You, as well as Jordan Knight - Give it to you. Few Ricky Martin ones too, sadly, but you werent lookin for shame, were you? In that case, Player - Baby come back (youc can blame it all on me!) Jail-Bait time....Hillary Duff or Amanda Bynes? Both of em have shitty pics on google...howzabout a visual? Neither one really impressed me from there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 Was that directed at me? No. Chiefy was bein funny-funny. If you got beef, then 2T, eat a porkchop. PS you sounded like that vamp from the Cass special for a minute, when he's at the bar? "..Did that man just call me a homosexual!?" When are ya gonna answer the God damn questions? The 1st of never, ho...theyre done, you just posted right before me & fucked up the..the..synchrinocity, like the Police and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Why are Trix just for Kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Okay once more.... THE JAIL-BAIT CHALLENGE! AMANDA BYNES HILLARY DUFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 AC/DC still sounds great today. ...eh. They get played a lot down here, maybe that's why im biased. And you cant refute my Starscream theory. Onward! A full beard on me: good idea or not? Way i see it..youre already doin the long hair bit, right? Cant hurt to try...worst you can do is save on razors for a few weeks. Men shaving pubes: Gay or just clean? If you want to be that clean, youre prolly gay. Or whooped. If the answere to #2 is 'gay', is it still gay if it's at the request of a female lover, perhaps as a condition to a deal in which she does something you want? We men know it is not for us to judge one another, when it comes to issues of poon. For instance... 1) Jax wearing panties of his own volition: gay. 2) Jax wearing them because Julia Roberts asked him too, in a suggestive quid-pro-quo way: clearly not gay. As long as you get somethin out of it (and it better be more than just a shaven bush on her part), im like 2Pac here, i aint mad at'cha. Cage match: Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh. Who would win? God, id root for Moore. This is gonna be down to who fights dirtier, and we all know conservatives will bite your balls, so its gonna be tough. But you know you wanted to ask about a pie-eatin contest. Where the programmers and game makers of Super Mario Bros big druggies, or is it all just another part of the whole Japanese culture thing that I don't understand (like anime characters sparkle, or fall down when they hear a joke or somehing they don't like)? Good point on the "lets fall down after a joke thing", but actually...remember, Mario is a plumber who eats mushrooms to get big, and smokes 'fire flowers"...this should be self-explanatory. Whenver you look at, say, Space Channel 5 or Final Fantasy VII and think "damn, how are they so creative!?" remember that you can get codeine over the counter in Japan. Great taste...or less filling? You, sir, have met your quota for cock jokes today. :dissappointed: try back tomorrow. If a tree falls in the woods, and it hits Bill O'Reilly, should I tell anyone? I hear his last speech was..really somethin. Lookin for bits of that one online lately... Man, if this racist ass is hit by a tree in a forest...im coverin him in honey and hopin bears actaully dig that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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