Lycaon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 *shrugs* There are people whose job it is to know things. Turn to one, say "Make a list," then take said list and assign names/locations to guards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Littlefinger seems to know. And the bald guy. Everyone knows. Shit, everyone was Yes Men until Ned showed up. What got the hand before him killed was the fact that he was wasting resources on taking care of these bastards. It might of been the queen, but the slaughter didn't start until Jeoffrey found out. Shit, once Ned lost his head it was open season to anyone that had a crooked look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 the way things are going, it could have been the queen, jeoffrey, littlefinger ,noballs mc baldy, hell it could have been the (can't remember her name...just woke up lol) the red witch lady, she seems to have a perfectly good reason to kill the bastards and from the looks of things she has some pull. Just sayin'. could've been... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Â I actually think that Joffrey is the one who sent out the order. He seems sadistic enough and would want to wipe out any possible claim to the throne. I also think he ordered most male brown haired boys of a certain age to be slaughtered -- Lord knows how many women warmed the King's bed during his reign... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Regardless of whether it was him or not, Joffrey needs another slap. Every episode. Until the dragons come and analy rape him/his 2 mm dick gets cut off/ he gets burnt to a crisp/some other fitting death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Gah! Every post a spoiler! FML! I just saw episode two and the question of who ordered the executions is kind of answered when Tyrion makes an inquiry to his sister, the Cunt Queen Regent. I write, "kind of answered" b/c in true King's Landing fashion, Cersei answers a direct question from Tyrion ( "Did you order the executions?") with nothing more than a look and a vague, flippant remark. It's implied Jeoffry made the order, but unknown as to if it was her idea or if the order was made w/ her consent. Fucking hell. Â Also, as far as where the list of bastards came from, John Arryn had such a list in S1. My guess is someone else had copies or knew of where his original list was. Either that or he was followed to each of the boys he visited and their names/locations were made note of. Â Â I hope Tyrion ends up with a footstool made of his family's skulls that he uses to reach the seat of the Iron Throne. Except for Jeoffry's. I hope he ends up using his skull as a chamber pot. Â Other non-spoiler S2E2 comments: * Daeny is two episodes in and still is just whining w/ chapped lips and burnt skin. * The bastard former blacksmith's apprentice is my new favorite character. * Look out, Jon! Oh noes! Edited April 9, 2012 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I liked that pirate who insisted he would fuck the queen. And Davos too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Hah! Theon Greyjoy feeling up his sister...priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Wincest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Heh, "bunghole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Very exciting episode. I can't wait until the dragons have a heavier part in the show. Since I haven't read the books, I don't know when that will happen. Was a little disappointed they didn't show the little guys today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Incest is best. My heart beams with joy at how much incest there is in Game of Thrones. It's approaching the level of Epic. I hope in the end Tyrion sits on the throne. He deserves it most. Somehow though, I don't think that will happen. Tyrion Lannister for President 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I love the little guy like the rest of you, but at the end of the day he's still a Lannister. None of them people deserve anything but long tortuous deaths. Tyrion should be spared, but king? Hell no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Good point, Panch, but consider this: He didn't want Ned Stark beheaded. He thinks everything Pansy-ass Joffrey and the Queen Reagent are doing is dumb. He's smart. He knows how to lead. Don't get me wrong. I like the Starks. I like the Dragon lady.. I forget her name. I like the Baratheans, and the red headed witch lady. But at the end of the day, I think Tyrion would be the most fit to lead as a king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 He's smart. He's savvy. I still don't think he should lead this world. At the end of the day, hes not a warrior. With the shit they've been hinting that's "coming" from north of the wall. They need someone that knows war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) I am assuming based on how popular he is, and how badly he's pissing the queen off, he's going to die this season. Edited April 9, 2012 by HypnotizinChikns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Probably a good guess, Chickenz. I hope not. I also hope before all is said and done, Joffrey gets beheaded. Or at least sold into rape slavery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) Benz, you know those Tyrion Lannister 2012 shirts will be likely available for purchase in the HBO store soon enough  Chikins: Nah, I doubt Tyrion dies this season. He's too popular. And awesome.  But whoever gets the Iron Throne, I hope Rob gets to be King of the North. If for nothing else b/c I, for some odd reason, really get a kick out of it when his bannerman randomly shout out "King of the North!" Trust me, it's the new "Winter is Coming."  Of course Tulip or Ly can come in here on their high horses and school us on all of our theories as they've read all of the source material. Edited April 10, 2012 by Mr. Hakujin KING OF THE NORTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Trying not to. Why, is that a request? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) More like a dare. Â Seriously, with the weakened will power of this lot when it comes to avoiding spoilers, you could probably ruin the entire season with one sentence or something. So, yeah, please don't. No matter how much youre taunted/begged. Edited April 10, 2012 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 (edited) http://youtu.be/babT8hR924w    Edited April 11, 2012 by Mr. Hakujin KING OF THE NORTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Loved the Game of Thrones/The Tudors crossover this week  Oh, Ann Boleyn you slut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I was disappointed to not see Kalesse (sp?) this episode, or her pets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I was not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Ah! I couldn't place the actress...that's right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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