La Lindsay Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 (edited) so i think i'm going to use the outcome of this election as an excuse to engage in all sorts of irrational behavior. Edited November 3, 2004 by La Lindsay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 I had my eyes open one time, man I think my eyelids clapped from the sudden pressure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Daytripper, I've overlapped you on this forum one month...how the hell can you be catching up with me on post amount? heh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 It's easy! First, you form an opinion and post on it! Second, you fluff out posts with quotes and say "Yes, I agree", and third you get really really drunk/sleepy/high and just post randomly while listening to old Eric Clampton CDs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Â sometimes when im out i think of random stuff to put here but then i forget when im on hondos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 i think i'm going to order pizza tonight and drink my troubles away. or not, since i swore off drinking. but definitely pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 mmmmm pizza........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corporate Cuddles Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Swear off drinking? That's crazy talk! Â Well I found myself one honest republic, told me not to worry about the national debt, with all the oil money we'll get from Iraq this country will be rich! Funny, sorta.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 I love you, I really really do I love you I hope you love me too You know I look in your eyes and I think that your great Your my sunshine, your my love on a rainy rainy day ona rainy rainy day you know i love you Your better than Icecream I love you, you lovely lovely dream!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Why Parents Go Gray . Â The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy? there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her? Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" Â "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Â Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. Â "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Â Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Because because the butterfly fell off the tree and hit the turtle on the head  and the turtle crossed the street and got ranned over by the camel  and the camel came and spit on the toad  and the toad exploded because the camels spit was salty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 This is getting downright scary! To think all these people voted...and guess who they voted for. Â While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" Â When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." Â .... And then she voted. _____________________________ Â I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh ... Pacific." Â .... And then he voted. _____________________________ Â So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." Â .... And then she voted. _____________________________ Â My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. Â She keeps it in the trunk. Â .... And then she voted. _____________________________ Â My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. Â .... And then he voted. _____________________________ Â I was hanging out with a Republican friend of mine when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. Â My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" Â I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. Â .... And then she voted. _____________________________ Â My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which one of two sandwiches was better. The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. Â My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?" Â To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the turkey." Â .... And then he voted. _____________________________ Â I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. Â She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals and I was in good hands. Â "Now," She asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" Â .... And then she voted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Soft on terror? Â This man was all about action! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Why am I still awake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! I hate people! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Today just sucks so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 take a chance you stupid hoe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 i love that song. Â Â tengo hambre. voy a comer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Most extreme elimination rocks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 lol, yes, yes it does! I cant stop laughing when I watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Â Its just one of those days When you don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked Everybody sux You don't really know why But want justify Rippin' someone's head off No human contact And if you interact Your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker It's just one of those days!! Â [chorus] Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit Lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit talkin that shit (Punk, so come and get it) Its just one of those days Feelin' like a freight train First one to complain Leaves with a blood stain Damn right I'm a maniac You better watch your back Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program And if your stuck up You just lucked up Next in line to get fucked up Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker Its just one of those days!! Â [chorus] Â I feel like shit My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous We've all felt like shit And been treated like shit All those motherfuckers that want to step up I hope you know I pack a chain saw I'll skin your ass raw And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... I hope you know I pack a chain saw I'll skin your ass raw And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... I hope you know I pack a chain saw I'll skin your ass raw And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!! Give me somethin' to break How bout your fuckin' face I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!... Â [chorus] Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 UMM YEAH LIKE THATS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SONG IN YOUR HEAD THREAD..... Â Â :: loud speaker turns on :: Â We would like to assist you putting on your face masks but unfortunately the Sturdesses are dead..... Â MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 i'm so scared right now. i'm gonna go take a shower. wish me luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 i dunno why but i love this pic... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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