Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 (edited) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer)- The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad"occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a long-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book. Edited November 11, 2004 by SuperEeyore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 good lookin' out SE!  More NES love  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Snare drum. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. Â One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best" Â "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. Â "What is it?" Â "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Mookie stink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Zany Zebras Zealously Exemplify the Xylophone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Flavor Flav!!! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 I farted.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 talk like the governator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 It's 6:24pm. Do you know where my pants went? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 The roof of my mouth itches, it's been this way for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I want to be able to be hired as an IT at PRC to gimp the supervisor computers, restrict internet access! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 in other news, former PRC employee IC discovers that farther may be the devil himself.  mas nin-ten-doh  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Mister quackers goes quackadey quack quack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 People have many issues that need to be looked at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 If you've got an issue, why not a tissue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 a crate of tissues for the poster before me! Who's gonna deliver them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 (edited) Foster's House for Imaginary Friends is such a psycho-trip. Much like Teletubbies is. Edited November 12, 2004 by dante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 (edited) *points to the lady's post* See? Women don't forgive and don't forget! She'll be posting about this for at least.... 3 months in my estimation. Â Oh well, like I said, blatfrut morginhas. Edited November 12, 2004 by SSJ4Benny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 My daughter loves the Boobahs, but she's too young for the robotronic dolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 The Domo Arigato model? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Yay to getting back from class and stripping down to my skimpies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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