Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 se la vie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 great.  cause i already didn't break up with my bf, vote kerry and get bush, have delightful monthly cramps, NOW  you fuckers have to steal my hair straightener  life hates me this week. hates me hates me hates me  tonight may be the night to start drinking heavily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 The Bush Administration announced today that it will be changing its emblem from an Elephant to a Condom because it more accurately reflects their political stance; A condom allows for inflation, Halts Production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting FUCKED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 (edited) I love you def, I have to make a T-Shirt of that  Now onto my cross-forum Walmart bashing....   Wal-Mart Opens Store on Recently Discovered Planet   Gotta love Satire =) Edited November 7, 2004 by daytripper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 I wish someone would reply to my pms.... Â I am bored.....when is Sharon getting here... Â It has taken me like 15 mins to post this...it's totally rediculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 After 21 pages..... Â Custer shat vegemite and ate Italian sausage covered lovingly with snot. Meanwhile... the flaming hedgehog "Bukkake" on Custer's FACE! started spurting hot lovin' in mangina then Mr. Smithbrownsonvilletonstein circumcised his man-servant chewbacca using while rusty scissors which cut cheese like roller skates wind blew leaves up his shorts and that made him crap big time! All shity turds were soggy and gave him hemorroids so he had gotten them popped. So leaking he cummed all around his fast growing made him hurt even harder thrusts were flatulent! As fuck spiders attacked Mufasa's cock which caused tickles thru his urethra fungus granting a pardon by total fortune cookies used by midgets invading space camp between where nobody discombobulate. Surprised by gigantic beachballs that have orange penises growing bigger with singing because aliens manipulated feces with three hundred dremels that altered my nipples 20 times before I started plugging batteries directly into my children, dude. Chief Walla-wall-tanka-panka-ping-pong was whacking off before going ballistic in Paris Hilton sucks cock mouth. Never the less he felt needy when ejaculating vaginamite sorry if moistened dick cheese sticks. With my facinating testicles glowing brightly hairless cats named boogie mcfart drop kicked my geriatic monkapotomus ass. Eventhough we stayed thrusted evenly into a ditch which created wetness between earthworms slithering to the mall inside a porn factory that felt like jabba the hut, amigo! Slowly quivering sausages crept towards the border of insanity allthough the sun alternates and frizzles eminating lucidly scalping flatulence candy intoxicatingly over melting llamas. When doves cry Prince Albert ran into traffic surprisingly he fondled a groupie tenderly until he was arroused. The woman quickly ran to grab a huge brush made of steel so that she can spank her pet chiuahua inflated like a japanese hen. Wearing a leather thong chose to gingerly strip nakked!! The Cabbana boy seduced ten virgin sheep and llamas from france who danced tango who exploded!!!!!1111!11 Jupiter sliped the Cabana boy the tongue with ruffies deeply and fondled his breasts singing "copa cabana" like a showgirl. Sgt. Wankie fucked up Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick came on sucking together thoroughly blueballs narrowly licking fingering and thrusting playfully in funkytown. Papasmurf can I lick pork yo ass? Pirates of Hondos poltergiest phoned to Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 i dread this time of day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 If you are curious so was she... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 That's horrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Ever heard the story of the one that got away? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Hey jude, Don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better The minute you let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better!! Â NAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 This place flourishes when im gone, i love that. Â I just...i hope people arent quick to right off friends of opposing political views....there's too much being lost, besides another's perspective. Its...its simply missing the point, something we do too much here in America. Â Tomorrow, the cutler ridge studio/efficiency search begins proper-like...after some sleep. Wish me luck, ill prolly get in a whole hour before poker time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 (edited) *clears throat* Â Custer shat vegemite and ate Italian Sausage covered lovingly with snot. Â Meanwhile... the flaming hedgehog "bukkake" on Custer's face started spurting hot lovin' in mangina then Mr. Smithbrownsonvilletonstein circumncised his man-servant Chewbacca using rusty scissors which cut cheese like rollerskates wind blew leaves up his shorts and that made him crap big time! Â All shitty turds were soggy and gave him hemmorhoids so he had gotten them popped. Â So leaking he cummed all around his fast growing made him hurt even harder thrusts were flatulent! Â As fuck spiders attacked Mufasa's cock which caused tickles through his urethra fungus granting a pardon by total fortune cookies used by midgets invading space camp between where nobody discombobulate. Â Surprised by gigantic beachballs that have orange penises growing bigger with singing because aliens manipulated feces with 300 Dremels that altered my nipples 20 times before I started plugging batteries directly into my children, dude. Â Chief Walla-wall-tanka-panka-ping-pong was whacking off before going ballistic in Paris Hilton suckscock mouth. Â Nevertheless, he felt needy when ejaculating vaginamite sorry if moistened dickcheese sticks. Â With my fascinating testicles glowing brightly hairless cats named Boogie McFart drop-kicked my geriatric monkapotamous ass. Â Eventhough we stayed thrusted evenly into a ditch which created wetness between earthworms slithering to the mall inside a Porn Factory that felt like Jaba the Hutt, amigo! Â Slowly quivering sausages crept towards the border of insanity although the sun alternates and fizzles eminating lucidly scalping flatulence candy intoxicating over melting llamas. Â When doves cry Prince Albert ran into traffic surprisingly he fondled a groupie tenderly until he was aroused. Â The woman quickly ran to grab a huge brush made of steel so that she could spank her pet chihuahua inflated like a Japanese hen. Â Wearing a leather thong they chose to gingerly strip naked!!! Â The cabanaboy seduced ten virgins sheep and llamas from France who danced Tango who exploded!!!111!11 Â Jupiter slipped the cabanaboy the tongue with ruffies deeply and fondled his breast singing "copa cabana" like a showgirl. Â Sgt. Wankie fucked up Sponebob Squarepants and Patrick came on sucking together thoroughly blueballs narrowly licking fingering and thrusting playfully in funkytown. Â Papa Smurf can I lick porks your ass? Â Pirates of Hondos poltergeist phoned home to Australia landfill. Â Walking babysteps and projected a missile baby boom into the bloody hogpin that squashed testicles splattered evenly on the iguana sleeping. Edited November 8, 2004 by BigChiefSlapaho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 my mom buzzes pretty fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaKa_nO_kUrO_nEkO Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 I hate games that we play to get with people...what the hell? Who makes up these stupid rules anyway??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 I dunno. I basically an idiot to these games. I mean, WTF? I am just an idiot when it comes to catching 'hints'. I wouldn't know the different between a girl giving 'the eye' and one that has got a bit of dirt in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 and they say the games never end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 thank you, duads  shave and a hair cut....two bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 um the idea of blargh is supposed to be random stuff...no responding to any of the posts people...geeeez read the first page. Â why do people find it imparative to die their dogs different colors? CANT YOU TELL THEM APART? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 (edited) is it me or does tara reed's nipple look wierd???! what a good week this is gonna be!!!!!!! YAH! Edited November 8, 2004 by *MisSarah* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 You can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 yeah, her aereola (sp?) looks weird. maybe she had her breast implants put in through that area and that's just healing scar tissue or something. weird. Â HAHAHA!!!!!!!! my brother peed in the direction of a cop while he was drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Todays a good day to chase after cyclists with a swiffle bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 I have purchased a CD I've been waiting for since May. Â I got a bottle of wine from these guys I helped out during their stay at my workplace. I don't drink wine. Â I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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