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SuperEeyore Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Do you know why????? Â Because because...The butterfly fell off the tree and hit the turtle on the head then the turtle crossed the street and got runned over by the camel and the camel spit on the toad and the toad exploded cause the camels spit was salty.... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 boy, those SW screenshots over in video games sure were :gay: huh? Here's something less homo-riffic: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Ah, just plain beautiful.... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Seeing exboyfriends with your boyfriend is a very ackward moment. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Downloading an expensive program just isn't as much fun if you dont know how the heck to use it ::shakes his fist at Dreamweaver:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 *cough* Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 A Smart 10 year old boy   There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do.  " The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.  He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, he paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?  "He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease.. and HE'S the SOB that ran over my Frog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 blargh is so much easier than posting stuff in politics sometimes.   Table of Contents Acknowledgments Introduction: For Parents: Words to the Wise 1. Masculinity is an Achievement 2. The Prehomosexual Boy: Why Should Parents Intervene? 3. Born This Way? 4. All in the Family 5. Friends and Feelings 6. Confronting Adolescence 7. From Tomboys to Lesbians 8. The Politics of Treatment 9. The Healing Process 10. A Mother's Journal  "It's about time that homosexuals actually accepted that they ARE sufferring an illness. I am against discrimination and oppression, but homosexuals must admit to themselves that there is a problem deep down inside. Subconciously they all know it, they just don't recognise it. This book does not promote hate. It's a theory of homosexuality being unnatural and ill. By saying to future generations that it is natural, we will only make things worse, as they have already become (gays now have more rights than heterosexuals, for example, they can't loose their jobs so easily). If you are gay, try reading it open-mindedly. You might learn something. "(...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 i cant stand weemen sometimes especially right now no i take it back i cant stand one in particular none of our ladies just one that is really nearby i wish i could woop out my oozie right now :shoot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobitussinEF Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 why is there a purple guest? is he special? are you spying on me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Oppai-Seijin Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Hondos is always cooler when everyone is active, but since we've grown so much, i'ts harder to keep up sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 7 MONTHS IS A LONG F'N TIME!!! only 27more hrs to go.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 l'amour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 ======================== Nine Inch Nails - Closer ========================  you let me violate you. you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you. you let me complicate you  help me i broke apart my insides. help me i've got no soul to sell help me the only thing that works for me. help me get away from myself   i want to fuck you like an animal i want to feel you from the inside i want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god  you can have my isolation. you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith. you can have my everything  help me you tear down my reason. help me it's your sex i can smell help me you make me perfect. help me become somebody else  i want to fuck you like an animal i want to feel you from the inside i want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god   all through the forest, above the trees within my stomach. scraped off my knees i drink the honey inside your hive you are the reason i stay alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 that song is so hot. Â alright, i'm starving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Reverend Jax Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Finally! In reaction to Yahoo Mail upgrading their inbox size to 100MB, Hotmail has finally increased their inbox size from 2MB to 250MB. Bout time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 (edited) THERE'S AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET Edited November 11, 2004 by SuperEeyore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 (edited) THERES AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!!!!1111one  Edited November 11, 2004 by SuperEeyore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Daytripper reached 500 first...I'm such a loser... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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daytripper Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 urm, if I have no life outside of my PC and School, who is the loser? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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