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Don't you hate it in the morning when you wake up and you have to pee. Like you've never peed before, in your life. It's like the pees of all pees, and when you get to the bathroom it's this HUGE sense of relief. Yeah...thats what I am going through...I am even doing the pee pee dance in my bed.

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las vegas hooker

 

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

a knockout hooker catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks

the hooker,

"How much?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-

job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the

corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further

down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well, " says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own

those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job

that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later,

the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just

experienced the hand-job of a lifetime worth every

bit of $500.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow job

is $1, 000?"

The hooker replies, "$1, 500."

"$1, 500? No blow job could be worth that".

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the

window, big boy. Do you see that casino just

across the street? I own that casino outright. And I

own it because I give a blow job that's worth every

cent of $1, 500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific

hand-job, says, "Sign me up." He asks the

hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window.

Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is

laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,

gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole

city?"

"No, " the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a

pussy."

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