*MisSarah* Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 my butt is numb!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 20, 2004 Author Share Posted November 20, 2004 *cough* Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 ow wow, f'kin brillant... makes my jimmy avatar look likr crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I gotta get out of this place! .... Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 breaking the law...breaking the Blargh laaaaaw  wtg DT. IC that rox. MisSarah stand up ;p. LL...Cool J good luck. Come strapped and they'll treat you like a regular.  back to legalities Why do lightbulbs get so freakin hot so quickly. Like 2 seconds and they're scalding my fingertips...maybe I just have very delicate fingers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I'm still hungover from last night and its past 11pm. What the hell? My friend now has picture evidence of me hunched over the toilet bowl at 5am with puke down the front of my jumper. Great night though  Duuuudddeeee Boooooobbbbssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Ebay is great. Great idea. Great access. Great prices. Great times. Â There goes my extra cash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 UF beat FSU at FSU!!!!! Yesssssssss!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 21, 2004 Author Share Posted November 21, 2004 right now, due to restrictions, a boatload of (i wanna say) columbian bass can fetch up to $3 million on the open market, if youve a way to move it. I learn all kindsa shit from NPR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 i bumped my head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 (edited) Talkie the Talking Toaster: Does anyone what any toast? Â Lister: I don't want any toast. he doesn't want any toast. In fact no one around here wants any toast. Not now. Not ever. No toast. Â TtTT: How about a muffin? Â L: Or muffins! We dont like muffins here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, bagettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potata cakes and no hot cross buns, and definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks. Â TtTT: ...Ah, so your a waffle man! Edited November 22, 2004 by dante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I'm on the phone with this guy from a Tech Service company and his breathing is so loud you'd think I dialed a 976 number... Â I called about power supplies...not to get verbally molested via the telephone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 why on earth would anyone do this to themselves to be in a stupid record book?! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I never wanted a job as bad as this one, is begging a bad thing at an interview? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 ow. :( can i just stay curled up in bed and die? i don't even want to face anyone. my loser rejected self with the blisters. i probably have like shingles. fcuk god in the ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! FSU lost!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Fried Wonton with Sweet & Sour Sauce is DA BOMB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I MISSED MY INTERNET ACCESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I got rid of my haunted phone today. Hopefully the new one won't ring even when it's turned off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 (edited) Bitch nurse wouldn't let me sleep, goddammit. I feel so disoriented Edited November 22, 2004 by BigChiefSlapaho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 eh who needs class?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 23, 2004 Author Share Posted November 23, 2004 six minutes....six minutes....six minutes, Doug E. Fresh, you're on  uh, uh, on uh, uh, on uh, uh, uh, uh uh uh on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." Â She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." Â The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!" "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. Â "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" Â "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." Â The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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