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breaking the law...breaking the Blargh laaaaaw

 

wtg DT. IC that rox. MisSarah stand up ;p. LL...Cool J good luck. Come strapped and they'll treat you like a regular.

 

back to legalities

Why do lightbulbs get so freakin hot so quickly. Like 2 seconds and they're scalding my fingertips...maybe I just have very delicate fingers... :D

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Talkie the Talking Toaster: Does anyone what any toast?

 

Lister: I don't want any toast. he doesn't want any toast. In fact no one around here wants any toast. Not now. Not ever. No toast.

 

TtTT: How about a muffin?

 

L: Or muffins! We dont like muffins here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, bagettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potata cakes and no hot cross buns, and definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks.

 

TtTT: ...Ah, so your a waffle man!

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Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't

stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have

a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers,

"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been

a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about

everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I

would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun

kiss me."

 

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

 

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm

Catholic!" "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The Nun

fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But

when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

 

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

 

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm

Jewish."

 

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween

party."

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