Jont Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 christ, thats retarded..." Anti-Semite!! Boom!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 I don't know if I'm supposed to even be here at work. There is no one around. I left a little later than I normall do but the streets were completely empty. Did everyone ask for the day off or didn't anyone tell me that we wouldn't have work today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 26, 2004 Author Share Posted November 26, 2004 one for the ages: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 im not gonna make it to 6pm!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 come on 2pm roll around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 broken, bruised, forgotten, sore too fucked up to care anymore poisoned to my rotten core too fucked up to care anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Hey IC, do you want to move the apeshit funny books to it's own thread and leave Blearg to it's mind boggling randomness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Ever wonder how long it takes for someone to die after being shot in the heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 We got a little excitement here. The phone system is down, so no one has any connection to the outside world, except through email. So I'm just waiting for these guys to come in to look at our system. We told them what was wrong with and what we needed but I bet they'll still send some idiots who'll come, take a look at it, and just tell us back what we already know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 I hate this crap, I need money so I can play Halo 2 and kick some more spiffy ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 mmm narcotics... whoooooo boy i can't wait to get all my stuff i n the mail !! i love mail... boxes... of stuff... anybody wana do my presentation on credit cards for me? mayybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 48 minutes to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 66mins to go..damn i gotta be here tommorow too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 27, 2004 Author Share Posted November 27, 2004 Yeah, Jont's right, this shit deserves its own thread over in comics. you picked a fine time to leave me, luciellle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 You bitch! You slut! You whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 I was told that I was on cloud 9... I think maybe they are right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 27, 2004 Author Share Posted November 27, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Things are finally coming back to order and taking shape in my life. A plan is forming. Soon, St. Paul University will be sending me the pre-requisites for the JCL program. I'll fullfill them at St. Anselm College here in Manchester. Then, I'll go on to SPU and get my JCL. (It's not far at all from my house. An 8 hour drive.) Then... Back to Miami I go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 You don't know pain until you've had a catheter put into your manhood to drain your urine, and it his a striture. Meanwhile, when you feel the urgency to urinate, your bladder sends your body into spasms and you wind up soiling yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 (edited) Things are going according to my plans too. Funny story: I was walking back to work from Quizno's when I saw this lady with an awful haircut. I kept thinking to myself, "man, she's got a bad haircut...it looks like she cut the back of her head without mirrors or help. I'ts just awful..." etc, etc... Well, while I'm thinking this she starts fixing the back of her hair. And I just smile and my eyes move down to her butt. And I start thinking, "Man, and her butt. I think she's got some underwear stuck up her crack...she's gotta release some of that, and it looks weird in those pants." Well, next thing she does is she fixes her pants in the back...I swear to you, she did these things. I tried one more thinking a fly was buzzing around her head so that she would freak out but it didnt work. So either I can manipulate people's will, or she can read minds. God is finally giving me those superpowers I used to ask for when I was growing up. heh. Next stop, women's locker room... Edited November 27, 2004 by dante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 did I mention that all my muscles from my neck down are sore from the spasms? ouchies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 did i mention my ex is now rebounding with a high school girl who used to have a huge crush on him but he scoffed and said he'd -never- go out with her? does god hold up any clearer signs that say "KILL YOURSELF NOW"... or maybe it's something else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 $254 a month for unemployment. I don't have to work for the rest of college!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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