The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Author Share Posted December 8, 2004 that makes me so happy, i could do this: ...if i was fat, and purple, and a hippo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Dance for me monkey boy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Lohan Branded a Lip-Syncer After TV Performance Lindsay Lohan has been accused of lip-syncing during a supposedly live TV performance of two debut album tracks, just weeks after Ashlee Simpson's controversial Saturday Night Live embarrassment. The actress-turned-singer appeared on popular American show Good Morning America on Monday to preview her eagerly-anticipated LP Speak, but phone lines were subsequently jammed by viewers complaining she'd mimed the words and blatantly missed her cues. One said she did "a woeful job of lip-syncing her way through two mind-numbingly generic Britney Spears/Ashlee cast-offs", adding, "She looked like she hadn't even bothered to learn the songs properly." But representatives for Lohan insist she sung every word of the tunes "Rumors" and "Over" with the aid of a "backing track". Good Morning America spokeswoman Bridgette Maney says, "All musical artists that perform on Good Morning America are required to perform live. On occasion, artists will have a backing track to support their live vocals." In October Ashlee Simpson dashed from the Saturday Night Live stage when a guide track she was using started before she was expecting it to. I think I can speak for everyone hear when I say I am severely rocked by this shocking news. A teenage actress-turned-musician miming on tv? Who'd a thunk it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Author Share Posted December 8, 2004 Today, the president killed a turkey. This is the republican's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 (edited) "Spider-Sense warning me of something... I just can't figure out what..." Edited December 8, 2004 by Da Cap'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I can't fucking drive on these streets anymore...sooner or later, I'm using the sidewalks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Update on my Employers and their filtering software. Access to this web page is restricted at this time. Reason: The Websense category "Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest" is filtered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- URL: http://jesus.com/ That's right, Jesus. He's a Mary Queen. Or possibly a bearded lesbian, I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I hope my friends get the apartment they want. One day, I'll get sick of eating TV dinners...one day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 DANCE SPIDEY DANCE......God he looks gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 i really wish i had some talco right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Author Share Posted December 8, 2004 japanese conspiracy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 gawd why must i keep seeing that ugly gal up top... so hard... to look away... like... human train wreck... gah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Fuck me but the last mission in GTA: San Andreas is hard! Nothing else for it, I'm gonna have to spend an hour doing firefighter missions to get fireproof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aoi Inu Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 10 days till I'm on a plane to Colorodo with Baka Neko to go visit her brother for Christmas! I am so gonna hate the plane ride. Damn hieghts... how I hate them... :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Fuck this shit. I'm finishing me drink and watching the making of on the Haggard DVD. Be back soon...and there better be bukkake here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I just remembered I have to do homework and study for 2 math test tomorrow... I so hate math... wait that's another thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 got no time for the corner boys, down in the street makin' all that noise,don't want no whores on eighth avenue, cause tonight i'm gonna be with you. cause tonight i'm gonna take that ride, across the river to the jersey side, take my baby to the carnival, and i'll take you on all the rides, sing sha la la la la la sha la la la. down the shore everything's alright, you with your baby on a saturday night, don't you know that all my dreams come true, when i'm walkin' down the street with you, sing sha la la la la la sha la la la. you know she thrills me with all her charms, when i'm wrapped up in my baby's arms, my little angel gives me everything, i know someday that she'll wear my ring. so don't bother me cause i got no time, i'm on my way to see that girl of mine, nothin' else matters in this whole wide world, when you're in love with a jersey girl, sing sha la la la la la la. and i call your name, i can't sleep at night, sha la la la la la la. -Tom Waits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 The fire is slowly dying and my dear we're still goodbying but as long as you love me so Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 When I was a young boyI wanted to sail around the world That's the life for me, living on the sea Spirit of a sailor, circumnavigates the globe The lust of a pioneer, will acknowledge No frontier I remember you by, thunderclap in the sky Lightning flash, tempers flare, 'round the horn if you dare I just spent six months in a leaky boat Lucky just to keep afloat Aotearoa, rugged individual Glisten like a pearl At the bottom of the world The tyranny of distance Didn't stop the cavalier So why should it stop me I'll conquer and stay free Ah c'mon all you lads Let's forget and forgive There's a world to explore Tales to tell back on shore I just spent six months in a leaky boat Six months in a leaky boat Ship-wrecked love can be cruel Don't be fooled by her kind There's a wind in my sails Will protect and prevail I just spent six months in a leaky boat Nothing to it leaky boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Today on Y-100, the number 1 corny line in a movie was "I'm the king of the world!" from Titanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Someone asked me if I have ever sufficated cause of my boobs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Oh my God! I just bullshited all the work I had to do for math class! I hope the teacher either doesn't notice or is kind hearted enough to let it slide cause I'm a stressed out white girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Yeah! I said I wasn't going to but I am celebrating the 1254th post I make... yes I know I'm crazy and that I'm missing a few screws... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 ... so... tired... eyes hurt... so... stabbing the hours... fukk dalloway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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