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Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

Homer: Mm-Hmm.

Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Homer: Oh, the hammock district!

Hank Scorpio: That's right.

 

Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!

[throws them out the door]

Hank Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?

Homer: [chuckles] Yes, once.

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Trainer: Homer, do you know why you eat?

 

Homer: Because I'm swallowing my frustrations and disappointments?

 

Trainer: Something bad happens and you cope by cramming a donut in your mouth.

 

Homer: Yeah, well you don't always have time to j :) ff

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Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

Homer: Mm-Hmm.

Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Homer: Oh, the hammock district!

Hank Scorpio: That's right.

 

Without a doubt one of the funniest moments in the history of the human race.....comedic perfection.

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OK, I recognize almost everyone in this pic except:

 

1. The guy w/ the green glasses between Mr. Burns and Groundskeeper Willie

2. The kid w/ red glasses between Smithers and Mr. Burns (It's not Milhouse b/c he's in the bottom right corner.)

3. The woman w/ the red ponytail to the left of Sideshow Mel

4. The guy w/ the yellow hat to the right of Sideshow Mel

 

So, who are they, Hondo's???

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OK, I recognize almost everyone in this pic except:

 

1. The guy w/ the green glasses between Mr. Burns and Groundskeeper Willie

2. The kid w/ red glasses between Smithers and Mr. Burns (It's not Milhouse b/c he's in the bottom right corner.)

3. The woman w/ the red ponytail to the left of Sideshow Mel

4. The guy w/ the yellow hat to the right of Sideshow Mel

 

So, who are they, Hondo's???

1. Isn't there some lawyer that shows up every once in a while that looks like that?

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1. Yes, one of Mr Burns' lawyers.

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2. A Springfield Elementary nerd. I think he might be unnamed (below Otto)

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3. Princess Cashmere, from the episode where Homer gets his picture taken with her, and Marge was concerned Bart was learning to not respect women, then Homer takes Bart to meet here to show she is a real person.

4. Not sure.

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